'In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey....'

but does it have a watermark?

what do i guarantee? hmm.
i can safely shoot that card out of your hand with a shotgun, while blindfolded.
and even if i fail? i will also build a crowd.

25 years and he's got a very small popup book to show for it?
are his clients preschoolers?

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I guarantee you they will throw it away, because it won't fit in their damn wallet.

I can guarantee that I will laugh at this video every time I watch it.

That's not a business card! You can make an impressive business card that doesn't cost that much and beg to be thrown away like a parking lot leaflet.

*ilovethisguy

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This guy comes off as so untrustworthy...

lol what a douche.

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Hey it's the real life Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. So just don;t make a nicer one or he'll kill you to Phil Collins

When he unfolded it, and I saw it was a popup-book, I almost laughed snot out of my nose. What an asshat.

It should have a big phallus popping up in your face, that would be more appropriate for this guy.

Now, here is a good business card:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alpha_AXP_21064_card1.jpg

"Alpha AXP 21064 bare die mounted on a business card with some statistics"

From Wikipedia.

I watched this again and enjoyed it even more. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?

My card... is die-cut.

My card... is fucking awesome.

My card... is a ninja star that can kill.