*wtf This shit bleeds.

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LOL... my cheek muscles hurt from laughing so hard. None of my coworkers could handle more than a few seconds of it, but I actually listened to the whole thing. TOTAL train wreck, and the pictures just made it better!

End tHE PaIN! EnD IIiT pleEAse! SoooOMe OnE ShooT thIIS guy BEFOre I blEED! <---autotuned
See? You can autotune anything. Not that your supposed too..

*quality. I love the comments on YT.

"I didn't know it was possible to be out of tune in autotune hahahahaha "

"If you fucking killed yourself in another video upload you might be able to redeem yourself..."

"Don'tcha know how you make me feel? You make me want to nail my ears shut with a 16P Paslode. Whoah whoah, you're my brown note."

Brutal.

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Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

Wouldn't it be awesome if he really sounds that way without audio viagra?

This is what happens if you use a pirated copy of Auto-Tune.

That's what you get when you buy your auto-tune from the Salvation Army

This is legally certified as torture now in 37 countries

I made it to 1:25.

Thanks a lot.

My toes were JUST starting to uncurl from the Zarathustra vid.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

You're all just jelous, this kid got mad skills.

I will definitely be copping the album.

Oowhoa, uuwhoaoaoaoaoaoaaoaaooo. He's parked in front of a No Parking sign at 0:41. Did you see that? Kid's hardcooaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaore.

It's pretty bad when you are still singing off key even with AutoTune. This is just painful.

My favorite YoutTube comment:

"Jesus. You suck so many balls, dude. You should be embarrassed to be alive. Your mother does not think you are a good singer. She said that you were because she didnt want to find you hanging in your closet."

Another good one:

"missing verse:

oh girl, I got an itch
and it burns like your fake tan
when I see your photo,
I don't mind it that you were onceeee a man
whoah-whoah "

Those pictures make it absolutely perfect. I wish I knew this guy.

He somehow transforms into JD at the end of the video...

I think he accidentally set his autotune to "arpeggio"

This has to be a spoof.

You know someone has a low vocabulary when they are forced to rhyme lips with lips, and feel with feel.

And the pictures of him posing with a squirt gun: epic poser fail.

self posting is prohibited

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I made it to 1:25.


With the sound on?

Classic "look at my black friend" pic at 1:56.

This guy can't even get rid of red eye on his photos let alone sing.

I don't want to be a dick, but this just makes me want to vomit all sorts of all over the place.

Upvote for being the only R&B song I've ever heard to contain the word 'snuggle'.

OUCH!! My ears are literally bleeding. I know this has to be a fucking joke because god damn..!

Let's pray she doesn't fuck him.

Only made it to 0:41.

HORRIBLE! Save your ears and sanity.. flee as fast as you can!

Isn't this Kanye West or some other award winning pop singer? I don't notice a difference.

wow, it takes a LOT of talent to be this bad.

I made it all the way through, do I get a prize??

>> ^nibiyabi:
Only made it to 0:41.


i got to :25
i can't even stand autotune when it's used well, let alone this crap

Who wrote those lyrics, LFO? I was waiting to hear him say ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees. Can we get rid of autotune now please?

Rofl at 30 seconds in.

It's obviously meant to be 2 hot girls draped over him, but one's called hawkface and one's called lobsterface. That simple picture explains the whole video.

>> ^deathcow:
self posting is prohibited


Er. Am I in the in crowd once DC makes fun of me?

The original video, which was uploaded Christmas Eve 2008, featuring the one and only First Lady of Irish Hip-Hop... Potato Lady can be seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDqyuYFAZSk

how many pictures can you take with your mom's friends and sitting on other people's cars?

I made it to :43, right after the line "You can tell me anything and I will not go squeal."

Never did I ever want to punch someone through the computer screen more than now

No way this is real. Absolutely hilarious.

up vote for knowing a black guy

Next the need to invent Auto-Rhythm.

Cool beats, bra.

I made it to 1:05. Do I win a prize?

this is *love

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What you don't realise is, that he has annotations on his video which say "The future of Irish rap", I can't name a single Irish rapper.

Leave the free version alone. He needs to upgrade to the Pro version of Auto-Tune.

eventually you just cant stop laughing

*comedy

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When I saw the "Entrepreneur" bit at the beginning, I started chanting "Boats and Ho's".

I hope someone saved this 'cause it's dead Jim.

*dead

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Saved this mofo! Noone is stealin this one from me

Found it,here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeGdRztLf6I

I'd make sure you d/l a copy of this so you can always get it uploaded.

*dead



fix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_Jnt02STs

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Silvercord, thanks!

*dead

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Awarding rasch187 with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.