This makes my blood boil, mainly because I have seen it posted a few different times now on facebook now. I am trying to spell something like "The devil rules" and have it add up to 101%, but I'm lazy.

How about "refusing to think"? That should make a really big number, and thus be far more important than anything they listed.

Fuckin morons.

Holy Fuck I hope that they don't truly think that's ANY sort of proof of anything

Yeah, well,
Butt Fucking =
2 + 2+ 20 + 20 + 6 + 21 + 3 + 11 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 115%

So that's 14% better than the love of god by their insanely stupid logic

Kicking Kittens =
11 + 9 + 3 +11+ 9 +14 +7 +11 +9 +20 +20 +5 +14 +19 = 162%

Which really kicks the love of god out of the water.

Dumbshits.

This video proves with mathematical certainty that God = Dog and Santa = Satan.

Don't fall for this trap: You lose the three minutes of your live that you cannot recover.

Not to mention the fact that 101% isn't necessarily good. I am 101% more in debt that last year!

Blew. My. Mind.



On a side note, if you add knowledge, attitude, and hard work you get 294%.

Love of Humanity=186%

oooo, these symmetrically math things are interesting... wait... what's this? Alphabet? whaaa...? God's Love???!!!? 101%?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!!!!

I just went to check their math on love calculator, it doesnt seem to add up. Jesus and me only have a 28% chance of working out!!!!

When i first seen the title to this i thought to myself, "Im so sick of the Atheist/Cristian bickering, its such a waist of time".

But, then i saw the video.......JESUS, its the most moronic piece of self gratifying shit iv ever seen.

GREAT POST=)

Because everyone knows that god speaks English only...

MY GOD.

It's as if chain emails had an inbred son and this was the result.

hell i liked it. i don't take the alphabet stuff seriously but

perl -le '@a=map lc,split"",join"",@ARGV; $sum += ord()-96 for grep /[a-z]/,@a; print $sum' zombo.com

102.

*16+18+15+13+15+20+5=102%

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Love of Gods = 120%

Polytheism FTW!

"Hatred of all things Christian" = 280% Do I win?

>> ^lavoll:

Because everyone knows that god speaks English only...


God doesn't speak English, he speaks American. Because, Jesus was American right?

The worst part of the whole thing is the abuse of math by simply adding numbers and sticking a percent sign on the end. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't work that way. In theory the only letter or phrase that could possibly be 100% would be one or more z's. Anything less would be a value under 100%

isnt numerology the work of the devil?

Shouldn't it spell Love of Allah, since we use the Arabic numeral system?

I actually liked the number symmetry at the start, I used to doodle things like that back in school..so it had me captive. I really hate this practice of Christianity, the bait and switch. This is a common Christan practice which I hate. Offer you something with strings attached. It is explicitly manipulative and dishonest.

To me, the lessons of Jesus, like MLK or Gandhi, don't need any help being awesome. They especially don't need acts of deception to introduce it. Grace, love, and forgiveness is an easier sell than a potato slicer...it doesn't need tricks. Understand, I don't post this to be anti-christian or pro-agnostic humanist, but rather, to tell the story that I find this duplicitous behavior a shame to Christendom. It is an unworthy association to grace and redemption, putting it in the same category as network news, Nigerian emails, and traveling salesmen.

I agree. Why does faith need constant (and constantly lame) proof?

If you believe it, go for it, believe the shit out of it. Just don't try to convince me with ridiculous word games.

Damn, where were you three minutes ago?

>> ^notarobot:

Don't fall for this trap: You lose the three minutes of your live that you cannot recover.

By the power of Satan = 213%... Just sayin'

Also, "By the power of Grayskull" = 284%

This video is made for trolling purposes only, I personally believe that there is noone that actually believes there can be some meaningful realtion between letters assigned with numbers which are then added to make english words which would then proove the existence of god. It simply fails on so many levels

Actually:
GOD = 7 + 15 + 4 = 26
BLOWJOB = 2+12+15+23+10+15+2 = 79

Which means that a blowjob beats three gods!
Quod Erat Demonstrandum, motherfuckers.

There is no god = 139%
Coincidently also a prime number, so it must be true

>> ^oohahh:

perl -le '@a=map lc,split"",join"",@ARGV; $sum += ord()-96 for grep /[a-z]/,@a; print $sum' zombo.com
102.


You can do anything at zombo.com.

"There" is defined as all of existence.

God takes you to "Beyond There," which is 1 percent farther from the edge of There.

Beyond There is comprised of 1 percent of all of There's existence.

The atomic composition of Beyond There is unknown, therefore we cannot assume that oxygen or carbon exist in Beyond There.

Thus, a trip to Beyond There could potentially be fatal. All risks should be assessed and all precautions should be taken before allowing god to take you 101% of the way there.

translate this: 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26

That is exactly what I said when I posted this to Facebook...that and astrology. But perhaps that was just the churches that I went to when I was deluded...

>> ^ZappaDanMan:

isnt numerology the work of the devil?

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF NUMBERS.

(This doesn't work in Chinese).

Hey, there is a thing I can do with a calculator and show you some boobies. Math rules!

I really dislike the video, and I am a Christian. I completely agree about the bait and switch aspect of it too.

I'm channeling a message from beyond... 5+1+20+13+25+3+18+1+16 = 102% !!!

I used to check my compatibility with girlfriends using a similar method when I was 11. And I definitely didn't believe it back then.

This video blew my mind, in the sense that my brain cells exploded and I have been made stupider as a result.

I think you guys miss that it is a mathematical certainty. I mean what else there to say? HAHAHAHA... I mean this is how genius the xtians or are they been evil as it could be consider a lie?

Why the comedy tag is not there?

FUCKING ALL DAY = 106%

antidisestablishmentarianism =307%
Flying Spaghetti Monster =282%

Maths is fun, it's a shame this fails so hard!

Adding up to 100 doesn't make it 100%

26 letters of the alphabet means that each letter = 3.8461%

So LOVEOFGOD = 35%

but:

YOURSTUPIDIFYOUBELIEVETHIS = 100%

Here's another math thing that my brother, WHO HAS A MASTERS DEGREE IN AERONAUTICAL ENGINEERING, said to me recently....

Background: He's Mormon. Mormons believe that God has a physical body (like Pagans, but I didn't tell him that.) Man is made in the image of God and will be reconstituted into his physical body eventually.

Okay.

Fibonnoci sequence. 1 + 1= 2. 1+2=3. 2+3=5.

My bro said this "only works in base ten" and wiggled his fingers at me. As if this proved that God indeed made the universe and Man is the most important being in it.

Just shoot me.

USC. Masters Degree. Pilot in the Air Force for years. Smart guy.

Just shoot me.

Bullshit = 101%...

V I D E O S I F T = 109%

My first thought after watching was "bullshit". How much is that, Bullshit =103%. Dammit you made me recalculate that 3 times.>> ^Skeeve:

Bullshit = 101%...

Ok, someone spent way too much time over the scrabble board...

By this logic, love of god is equal to scavenging, deserting, betraying, divorcing and kidnapping.

And flossing.

Seriously though, when was the last time you were asked to put in 101%? I mean, they always ask for at least 110%! Which incidentally can be achieved by bludgeoning, trampling, partying, snuggling or vegetating...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = 2600%

Ben Franklin was right.

>> ^HoRnO:

Maths is fun, it's a shame this fails so hard!
Adding up to 100 doesn't make it 100%
26 letters of the alphabet means that each letter = 3.8461%
So LOVEOFGOD = 35%
but:
YOURSTUPIDIFYOUBELIEVETHIS = 100%


How much is "YOUARESTUPIDIFYOUTHINKYOURISTHESAMEASYOUARE"?

How about You're? I arbitrarily add that apostrophes are worth 27.

Sorry about that, hehe, did it quickly in my head.

Maybe I was subconsciously hoping that bullshit would be equivalent to the love of god.
>> ^nanrod:

My first thought after watching was "bullshit". How much is that, Bullshit =103%. Dammit you made me recalculate that 3 times.>> ^Skeeve:
Bullshit = 101%...

your god is a lie

25 + 15 + 21 + 18 + 7 + 15 + 4 + 9 + 19 + 1 + 12 + 9 + 5 = 160%

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