What if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed? (19 sec)

Obi-Wan is stupid.
13439says...

It was a philosophical examination within the context of a cross-cultural behavioral analysis within two subfactions of a superhuman species variant. On one side exists the forces of evolutionary "light", or positive and protagonistic law-enforcement with the intent to provide a mediating influence on the surrounding heterogenous collection of societies, races, and caste-based affiliations. On the other is chaos incarnate, or the "dark", where the ego reigns supreme and the needs of the one outweight the needs of the many. The juxtaposition of those two conflicting positions caused the hyperescalated conflict that is apparently realized in the unintentional overuse of specialized biological weaponry from one of the two warrior classes. It is this tragedy that is revealed in this film.

Alternately, it could exist solely to make us laugh at an overeager Jedi jerkoff that went all emo with his abilities and ran full-tilt off a very obvious cliff.

Quboidsays...

I don't get it. I presume in the film he did something slowly when he could have done it quickly? Colour me confused. It would probably help if I remembered the film. Or even which film.

NetRunnersays...

But you guys don't realize that Obama is a race-baiting socialist member of the NWO!

Sorry, I thought there was a new rule that every Top 15 needed a comment like that.

Pay it no mind.

HaricotVertsays...

>> ^Quboid:
I don't get it. I presume in the film he did something slowly when he could have done it quickly? Colour me confused. It would probably help if I remembered the film. Or even which film.


In the movie, Obi-Wan runs forward but has to stop because the very last forcefield closes, giving him a front row seat to watching his master get pwned.

The video implies that if he had used the power known as "Force Speed," (available in several Star Wars video games) he would have made it through the last door, but then there's a giant pit at the end...

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