I would marry her. For science.

Well it was a challenge, but I successfully masturbated to this video.

I would do other things to her too... for science.
>> ^nomino:

I would marry her. For science.

what was the US tv show from the early 90's with the cyborg child called?
Oh yeah, Small Wonder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw


ahem... wait, whats going on here? ... I think I just had a stroke from this belching girl.

Wow, I want to be able to talk like that. I can burp. Sometimes I overdo it, and puke. Oops.

>> ^aspartam:
Well it was a challenge, but I successfully masturbated to this video.


LOL

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Girl, talent, coke, soda, suprise' to 'Girl, talent, coke, soda, suRprise' - edited by calvados

>> ^aspartam:

Well it was a challenge, but I successfully masturbated to this video.
with sound on or off?

FAKE. That wasn't a burp, it was just her normal voice.

so, is she "speaking" Russian through the belch?

translation?

She's saying: "Believe me, unemployed internet nerds masturbate to this." >> ^Trancecoach:

so, is she "speaking" Russian through the belch?
translation?

I still would.

Viral coke ad?

>> ^Trancecoach:
so, is she "speaking" Russian through the belch?
translation?


No that's just how Russian sounds.

She's brazilian, and therefore is speaking portuguese. I don't really understand what she says the first time. But the last sentence before the video ends is : "Give me some more or it'll run out".

I can actually do that too. I just haven't done it in a long time. Because i'm not a teenager. And I don't need to drink anything to burp. I just need to swallow pockets of air into the stomach.

Vibrating vocal chords due to belching. I wonder if that would be a new type of hummer?

The Russian caption reads "A real princess. Such as they are". My new acquaintance from the Azores translates for me:

Comment 1: Put the cap back on or the coke will go flat

Comment 2: (as she hands him the cap) Here you go

Comment 3: As EMPIRE says above

She'll be mute by the time she's twenty.

OMG PERFECT WIFE.

Define "successful".

On second thought...don't.

>> ^aspartam:

Well it was a challenge, but I successfully masturbated to this video.

>> ^EMPIRE:
I can actually do that too. I just haven't done it in a long time. Because i'm not a teenager. And I don't need to drink anything to burp. I just need to swallow pockets of air into the stomach.


Prove it! Show us!

>> ^ant:

>> ^EMPIRE:
I can actually do that too. I just haven't done it in a long time. Because i'm not a teenager. And I don't need to drink anything to burp. I just need to swallow pockets of air into the stomach.

Prove it! Show us!


What are you 12?

>> ^EMPIRE:

>> ^ant:
>> ^EMPIRE:
I can actually do that too. I just haven't done it in a long time. Because i'm not a teenager. And I don't need to drink anything to burp. I just need to swallow pockets of air into the stomach.

Prove it! Show us!

What are you 12?


No, I am about three years in ant years.

I only saw the top part of this comment and thought it was about aspartam's comment....
>> ^ant:

>> ^EMPIRE:
I can actually do that too. I just haven't done it in a long time. Because i'm not a teenager. And I don't need to drink anything to burp. I just need to swallow pockets of air into the stomach.

Prove it! Show us!

She has a brilliant career as the world's fattest female death metal vocalist ahead of her.

She's adorable!!