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We Don’t Think We’ll Have To Kill You (2025 Theme Song)

submitted by newtboy

4 months 2 weeks ago

After hearing Kevin Roberts of the right-wing think tank "The Heritage Foundation" talk about their "Project 2025" plans for America, Mangy Fetlocks feared they might have a public relations problem resulting from Americans' failure to grasp just how good Project 2025 will be for them, so Mangy Fetlocks decided a fun song to explain it might be helpful. Lyrics below:

We don’t think we’ll have to kill you
if you let us have our way.
We won’t murder your whole family
if you listen to what we say.
If you get in line behind us,
you may see another day.
We don’t think we’ll have to kill you
if you let us have our way.

In 2025, if Trump’s elected, we got plans!
We’ll transform America to be more like Afghanistan.
We’ll put head scarves on the women,
prosecute those who are gay
‘cuz the Heritage folks know
that is the REAL American way!

We don’t think we’ll have to kill you
if you let us have our way.
We won’t murder your whole family
if you listen to what we say.
If you get in line behind us,
you may see another day.
We don’t think we’ll have to kill you
if you let us have our way.

We will dismantle the government
and set polluters free
'cuz some poison in your water
is a sign of liberty.
We will outlaw Mifepristone,
and shut down those solar farms
and ensure that all school children
come to school properly armed.

We don’t think we’ll have to kill you
if you let us have our way.
We won’t murder your whole family
if you listen to what we say.
If you get in line behind us,
you may see another day.