Trailer for "The Onion Movie"

published by Zifnab

5 months 2 weeks ago • 3881 views

tags: onion, trailer, news, steven seagal, smokers, cock puncher

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The Onion Movie, a project that started way back in 2003, will finally find an audience, via a DVD release this year.

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I can see this movie becoming a 3am classic

written by Selektaa | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"I don't think you have the balls."

written by deedub81

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i really think that cockpuncher logo would be the best tattoo ever.

written by gnargnar | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Looks cheaply produced, badly written and poorly acted.

Can't wait!

Edit: No, seriously, I'll be first in line- love the Onion.

written by therealblankman

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cheaply produced? just take a look at the slow-mo cockpunching while riding the bike and those seriously RAD flame effects!!! AND factor in Steven Seagal's salary! this would be anything but cheap.

ok, seriously, just admit it - you'd watch it if it was an actual flick

and one last thing - have I missed something or was this the first time Seagal "had the balls" to make fun of his screen image? if so, that alone deserves the upvote.

written by EDD

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An Onion Movie? Yay!

Would rather go see this than "The Asparagus Saga"

written by maatc

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Freaking awesome

written by Ryjkyj

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Seagal upvote. He was great in Executive Decision to go Out for Patriot Justice while Under Siege on Deadly Ground 2.

written by shoany | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I smell another Kentucky Fried Movie!

written by blankfist

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seagal should allow for 2 upvotes... cant wait!

written by jmd

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Looks cool, but is this for real? This is the Onion after all. According to the interwebs, there was going to be a movie, then that was canceled or something, and baby jesus took over the white house with nothing but a chainsaw and a couple propane tanks while Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew were singing authentic pirate hip-hop in the background and Elzar brought out his spice weasel and was all like "Let's knock this scene up a notch. BAM!" as he squeezed the spice weasel into Gore Vidal's crème brûlée, which was still on fire because Wikipedia said this: "In November 2007, President Sean Mills told Wikinews that the movie is a dead project. Although the studio Fox Searchlight has an option to release it on DVD, there are currently no plans to do so. Everyone involved in the project from the writers, to the directors to the studios, decided the material simply was not working. However the trailer appears on the DVD for The Darjeeling Limited. Because of the trailer's recent appearance on the DVD for the Darjeeling Limited, there is some speculation that the movie will be released on DVD later in 2008."

written by cheesemoo

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