I would start scanning something just to tick them off!

"Save the queen!"

"Who's the queen?"

"I'm the queen!"

"No you're not!"

HP=Insta-Ant-Farm!

They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.

And all your working printers are belong to me.

"I am now..going to throw this printer away..."

and the Common Sense award of the day goes to......

Considering how short a lifespan HP printers have, it's nice to know there are other uses for them.

Oh please, just scan something! anything!

Ants cause printer problems? And I thought mine was due to printing too many images with flesh tones.

It's too bad he didn't ask you, because he just threw away the printer.

>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.
And all your working printers are belong to me.

>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.


OK, seriously Ant. Why didn't you submit this one?

>> ^CrushBug:
>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.

OK, seriously Ant. Why didn't you submit this one?


Because I never saw it before? This was a good one. I saw one that had a copy machine with ants under the glass. It was on Putfile.com, but I never found a replacement to post here.

Well, therrz yer problum.

<belch> <adjusts pants>

Man, I had ants in my espresso machine once. I left it with a friend, and when I came back it was full of 'em. The cute little bastards ruined the thing.

Hewlett Packard equipment has always been buggy.






HA!

>> ^Payback:
Hewlett Packard equipment has always been buggy.
HA!


Why did it take this long for a comment like this?

I'VE HEARD OF COMPUTER SOFTWARE HAVING "BUGS", BUT PRINTERS?

WAKKA WAKKA!

There would be self-link issues..

>> ^CrushBug:
>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.

OK, seriously Ant. Why didn't you submit this one?

>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.
And all your working printers are belong to me.


ANT!!! You owe me a Printer (preferably NOT an HP)!!!

Ant was the first one to suggest it, but yeah, his idea is 100% correct. Happened to my printer, too (yes, HP as well, ha ha); left it outside for a day, making sure it would have sunlight shining on it (ants hate it) and woila! It was bug-free and no printing problems since then to speak of. Now if the actual ant-infestation in that apartment would have been anywhere near as easy to take care of...

>> ^Issykitty:
>> ^ant:
They like the heat inside the printer. Those look like cocoons, not eggs. Just leave the printer (opened) outside for a few days and they will leave.
And all your working printers are belong to me.

ANT!!! You owe me a Printer (preferably NOT an HP)!!!


Sure, you can have my old IBM ProPrinter (dotmatrix). Want that old school one?

Kind of makes for a pretty neat ant farm.

"I am now..going to throw this printer away..."

Surely he meant "douse it in a flammable liquid and set fire to it", or have I just not got to that Sift yet?

300 ppi (pests per inch) !

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>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

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It works for me. *undead

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