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Marathons sure, but you have to talk about cross-fit. It's required.

I know! I live with one(cross-fit). You should see all the fancy attire he buys and all the dailyish preworkout grooming. It seems a bit crazy to me. Although more power to him as he's healthy and happy and truly livin the dream. Love you bro! But my god the grooming is nuts(i have to assume it's somehow for the ladies knowing my bro)

I've run two HALF marathons, and by god, the only thing that kept me going was the knowledge of all that sweet, sweet social media praise I was going to get at the end.

I'd totally be able to never tell anyone I've run a marathon.




Mostly because if I did, I'd be lying.

Seriously, every time someone says they're going to run a marathon I automatically think, "Screw you."

But only because I'm fat -- not because I expect modesty. Being fat allows me to make all sorts of judgement calls that people who are in shape have no moral access to.

Never promote yourself. Unless it's promoting your anti-self promotion rhetoric. But that's not promoting yourself. Just your shitty attitude, which isn't shitty, because you're not like that other person who goes around self promoting -- you're only taking someone else down a peg because "screw them". Selfless.

I've never done a marathon and if I did I would never brag about it. That's just unseemly.

I did do a miles for millions once though. 30 miles in five hours. And I stopped for fries half way at the first McDonalds I'd ever seen.