i saw skyrim hoarders in the title and before i even watched it i was like "omg, i need help"



my name is smooman, and im a hoarder

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My chest in breezehome was so full of random shit that it actually lagged the game whenever I opened it.

Where was this show when Oblivion came out?

To be fair though, Dragons are notorious hoarders and you are Dragonborn... ITS IN THE GENES.

Probably wasn't as funny as it could've been, but then again, I still haven't played Skyrim or Oblivion because I'm still trying to get my shit organized in Morrowind. I used to joke about how I spent more time cleaning my room in the game than I did cleaning my actual bedroom, but really, it's not a joke, it's a very serious problem.

EDIT: I take it back, that last line was classic.

I don't keep stuff I don't need. My problem is I collect valuable stuff faster than the merchants generate money, and have better things to do than hop from place to place selling to a dozen merchants after every adventure.

Yeah, the last line makes it.

Glarthir was a paranoid in Oblivion who asked you to kill a bunch of townsfolk that he thought were watching him.

And of course, Yggdrasil is the tree that is the form of the universe in Norse cosmology.

Ugh I'm always in 3rd person mode.