Your shipment of fail has arrived.

Didn't ram the wharf so much as the other ship parked there...

^ Spoiler alert...

http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2010/10/08/3033531.htm

And this is what happens when drunken sea captains let bar arguing guide their next point to travel.

Good thing that other boat was there to slow it down.

Thats so fake no way a ship that big stops so fast.

I have seen Speed 2...

Wharf's a Klingon Warrior. He can take it.

'Tis but a scratch. It'll buff out.

the same crumple technology is built into a nissan

tug boats use tires a bumpers.
oil tankers use other boats as bumpers.

And they said Joe Hazelwood would never captain another ship....HA!

I thought this was a TNG clip.

(clock at the bottom) worst 4:20 ever :-(

I said that was my parking space

I did NOT get rammed.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/Lieutenant-Worf-star-trek-the-next-generation-9406774-1694-2560.jpg

"Eye witnesses have explained that when the container ship and the tuna vessel collided it was like watching a can opener on a can of baked beans."

Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by kymbos.

This video could have been so much more spectacular had it been spelled "Worf"...

Captain rams Worf.