Serious Motorcycle Fail

Yogisays...

You deserved every bit of that trying to look cool and speed around in a dangerous area. Get off the gas, put your feet down and go slowly in that area, you dick. I hope you're dead.

Yogisays...

Nah fuck that. I own a motorcycle and I am ridiculously cautious and careful with it. You drive like an idiot you deserve nothing but a fiery death. It's a machine practically designed to kill you, you either respect that or you look like a tool and donate your organs.

grintersaid:

"Serious Empathy Fail"

mentalitysays...

"Serious Empathy Fail" x2

Yogisaid:

Nah fuck that. I own a motorcycle and I am ridiculously cautious and careful with it. You drive like an idiot you deserve nothing but a fiery death. It's a machine practically designed to kill you, you either respect that or you look like a tool and donate your organs.

Yogisays...

Why do I have to be empathetic when I have BEEN in the same situation and have acted differently, therefore producing a positive result. Just whinging that I'm not empathetic doesn't make any sense, so shut up you dumb motherfucker.

mentalitysaid:

"Serious Empathy Fail" x2

KnivesOutsays...

You should probably calm the fuck down.

Yogisaid:

Why do I have to be empathetic when I have BEEN in the same situation and have acted differently, therefore producing a positive result. Just whinging that I'm not empathetic doesn't make any sense, so shut up you dumb motherfucker.

ChaosEnginesays...

I didn't think he was going that fast, tbh, but I admit know bugger all about motorcyle riding.

Yogisaid:

You deserved every bit of that trying to look cool and speed around in a dangerous area. Get off the gas, put your feet down and go slowly in that area, you dick. I hope you're dead.

EvilDeathBeesays...

No, he seriously wasn't going very fast at all, what he looks like he was doing was circling around one of those stump thingies for some stupid reason rather than staying on the path

ChaosEnginesaid:

I didn't think he was going that fast, tbh, but I admit know bugger all about motorcyle riding.

shatterdrosesays...

Looks like he was actually trying to avoid the trashcans. They're in the path. He attempted to avoid them by going light speed, from what I'm gathering.

EvilDeathBeesaid:

No, he seriously wasn't going very fast at all, what he looks like he was doing was circling around one of those stump thingies for some stupid reason rather than staying on the path

kymbossays...

He was actually contemplating whether his mid-life crisis should have manifested in a stereotypical large road bike or an equally stereotypical yacht.

He subsequently discovered the answer was 'neither'.

Otherwise, he wasn't going too fast, he was riding on the wrong side of the barriers. I also own a motorbike, which apparently gives me all kinds of licence to say unkind things about strangers on the internet.

ChaosEnginesays...

Aww, I didn't realise.

I don't own a motorbike, but I do have a chainsaw and a mountain bike which could be combined into some kind of powered two wheeled transport. Can I still say mean things on the web?

kymbossaid:

I also own a motorbike, which apparently gives me all kinds of licence to say unkind things about strangers on the internet.

oritteroposays...

According to the yt comments, he is a professional rider, it was a magazine review for the bike, and the photographer asked him to ride on the wrong side for a clear shot... and he momentarily forgot about the panniers and splat.

The vid description doesn't appear terribly sympathetic, either.

@kymbos this addresses your point too, yes he was on the wrong side.

EvilDeathBeesaid:

No, he seriously wasn't going very fast at all, what he looks like he was doing was circling around one of those stump thingies for some stupid reason rather than staying on the path

Fletchsays...

Only "really" serious if you didn't just happen to land on your own boat.

Why was he being videod? Maybe trying to catch the guy who keeps dropping motorcycles on the neighbor's boat?

non_sequitur_per_sesays...

Yeah because he was really pounding on that gas peddle, wasn't he? He was going like 3 miles an hour. Rethink your definition of "speed around". Lol.

Yogisaid:

You deserved every bit of that trying to look cool and speed around in a dangerous area. Get off the gas, put your feet down and go slowly in that area, you dick. I hope you're dead.

mentalitysays...

Yeessh, somebody's off their meds...

Hope you never get a job that requires you to actually interact with live human beings.

Yogisaid:

Why do I have to be empathetic when I have BEEN in the same situation and have acted differently, therefore producing a positive result. Just whinging that I'm not empathetic doesn't make any sense, so shut up you dumb motherfucker.

braschlosansays...

I agree with Yogi. "This is why we can't have nice things"

Yogisaid:

You deserved every bit of that trying to look cool and speed around in a dangerous area. Get off the gas, put your feet down and go slowly in that area, you dick. I hope you're dead.

Send this Article to a Friend



Separate multiple emails with a comma (,); limit 5 recipients






Your email has been sent successfully!

Manage this Video in Your Playlists




notify when someone comments
X

This website uses cookies.

This website uses cookies to improve user experience. By using this website you consent to all cookies in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

I agree
  
Learn More