OK, I don't think I have ever thought of seals as scary before.

Anything that can be realistically weighed using "tons" measurement is scary.

Who forgot to pack the fucking clubs?!?!

Clubs? I wouldn't try hitting some of those blubbery bastards with anything less than a mid size sedan.

I know right? How are those seals gonna go golfing now?

Seal Team Six showed more finesse the last time around...

To be fair, these humans are on the seals' territory.

LOOSE SEAL!!

(Buster won't forget)

Then apparently you've never dived with large seals before. On land they're comically clumsy but in the water, you move as silly as they do on land, whilst they move with grace, speed and strength. Look up under-sea videos of sea lions or leopard seals. Beautiful to dive with, though you have to pay attention to their body language.

Also, the thumbnail sort of spoils the joke.

In the seals' defense, that tent was probably warmer to lie on than the wet mud/ice of the beach. Ground mats, sleeping bags and all.