Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

Two souls intertwine forever. One of them is still wearing socks.
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Way too hot to spoon! Always too hot. Always go away after sex. Don't you have like a quilt to sew or a plate somewhere to wash or something? How about a vagina monologue to say somewhere? No? Well, do anything but clobber us with your body heat. We do silly shit like spooning before having sex with you, why would we want to do that after? Just hold you? Pshaw! Just fix me a grilled cheese sandwich! Anyhow, upvote for the (_{|}_)

Thanks for that, jonny!

P.S. just kidding all you lovely ladies of the Sift!

E_Nygmasays...

^ oh crap, is ASCII art back in style?

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fuck it. it's a lizard.

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