AHaha, temporarily rescued by USPS. *fail and *wtf

Adding video to channels (Fail, Wtf) - requested by Krupo.

Self delivering thanksgiving, nice.

you have a presumably heavy camera!!!


The turkey menace must be stopped. Maybe with some potatoes and gravy..

Intimidating Turkey laughs at your opposable thumbs and giant brain

Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Turkeyraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Turkeyraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this – a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, oh no … he slashes at you here [makes slashing motions below child's chest] or here … [above the groin] or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is … you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know … try to show a little respect.

And this is the courage our ancestors showed, which led us to ruling the world.

Seagulls chase me when i go for a run. English coast. When i run past where they nest, they're on me dive-bombing and swooping until i'm a good distance down the road.

Bring a baseball bat next time.

>> ^dannym3141:

Seagulls chase me when i go for a run. English coast. When i run past where they nest, they're on me dive-bombing and swooping until i'm a good distance down the road.

I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!

Oh god, its real! It's all real!

>> ^direpickle:

I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!

In Texas we call that a free dinner. Wild turkey is very good. Better than farm raised. Of course Texas turkeys are too smart to come up to you and beg you to kill them. "Only in California." Is that a tag?

All those trash cans and you can't pop a lid off one or reach inside and take out a bag to beat that turkey with......or at least put a trashcan between you and it.

Makes for better viewing if you film it while you scream and run.

Kvinnor kan!

"What do I use... I don't have anything!"

God gave you a flying roundhouse kick to the head. Use it.

wow, that got a lot more dramatic than it needed to be...

Thanksgiving is coming, turkey. Dissenters are first against the block.

It's as if Stephen King had re-written Cujo following a Thanksgiving dinner gone very wrong...

The day of reckoning is at hand, America. Call it... Armagobble?

I'm not an expert, but if I had to, I'd kick the shit out of an attacking turkey.

"HELP!" ... ???? ... is it just me, or did she not even get pecked? I bet those turkeys are having a blast chasing stupid people around just to watch them scream for help...I know I would.

Oh man, the head popping up @2:00 just killed me.

But yeah, this was ridiculous. It's a freaking turkey, not a bear.

Um... Lady.. It's just a bird. Re-fucking-lax. If you had never run in the first place, it would never have pursued you.

Sometimes comment streams are more fun to read when you haven't seen the video.

This, is one of those times.

Hey lady... turkeys don't speak English.

She's obviously never had experience with a pecker that big.

She needs to take the "Food Chain 101" course.

why wait for the footage you want when you can make it yourself...

It's just a fucking turkey. Punt it.

Turkey woman is chicken.

>> ^shponglefan:

Oh man, the head popping up @2:00 just killed me.
But yeah, this was ridiculous. It's a freaking turkey, not a bear.


Oh sure, you laugh now, but what if it had succeeded in planting the C4 under the bumper?

maybe he just wanted to tap her ass...

Dude just kick it!

And I laughed when the mail truck ended up herding it back towards her