My parents took me to Otter Land once. Worst vacation ever; I got lost, the line-ups were hours long and I traded all my allowance for Otter Dollars, which weren't accepted anywhere.

Why is the narrator talking to me like I'm retarded?

what the.. nice subliminal message there in the middle.. what's that all about??


I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to drink something called "no video input"

>> ^nomino:
Why is the narrator talking to me like I'm retarded?


Seriously! Give me some Attenborough, stat.

>> ^nomino:
Why is the narrator talking to me like I'm retarded?


Seems to be a common thing in the tv in the US, I wonder why!

>> ^nomino:
Why is the narrator talking to me like I'm retarded?


natgeotv IS for kids?

Maru the cat is 1/4 otter it would seem.

>> ^nomino:
Why is the narrator talking to me like I'm retarded?


Because you have to be retarded to watch "NatGeo." Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, actually. Treat your audience like morons and eventually you'll only have morons in your audience.

I Otter Snow Fun when I see it?

>> ^deathcow:
I Otter Snow Fun when I see it?


HAR DEE HAR HAR! You spent all morning thinking that one up, didn't you?

Also, "otters can reach speeds of up to 15 miles an hour..." Wait. What? Some organization paid to have research done in that arena? What the fuck? They flew a crew out with freakin speedometers just to see how fucking fast otters can go when sliding down a hill? Holy Christ! No wonder we're in a motherfucking recession. Your Tax Dollars At Work.

Wait 'til someone introduces them to a water slide.