Dude, is that duct tape on his steering wheel? That's never a good sign.

ur welcome!

from what i've seen of salvia effects, it would be really fucking irresponsible to trip on it while driving.

>> ^nach0s:
from what i've seen of salvia effects, it would be really fucking irresponsible to trip on it while driving.


dude, did you watch the video.. the whole point is you can't ANYTHING.. he can't even keep hold of his keys. HTF could you drive while tripping!

Man, I can't tell you how much I laughed at this. Salvia is the strangest drug there is & def NOT a party drug!

goddammit. it's people like that that justify the illegalization of otherwise perfectly enjoyable substances.

edit: i commented before watching. this was pretty funny. heheh.

He acts like an infant, seriously. It's like everything is new, fascinating, and maybe frightening. The way he dumps the plant out the window and the way he feels the ceiling are just like an infant would do.

First we hold the Salvia in for about 20 seconds.

Captain, we've made the jump to light speed.

Sir, there's something wrong with the ODN Conduit above the helm.

OMFG! ALIEN ATTACKING FROM FORWARD QUARTER!!! SHIELDS!!!!

Eject the pod.

HAHAHA!!!!

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Salvia is definitely an odd experience. It's just... indescribably odd.


I gave some fairly potent extract to a friend once. I wasn't around for his experimentation, but he was very experienced with other hallucinogens.

He later commented that it was definitely hallucinatory, but he otherwise couldn't describe it. He said "I decided to do it while I was cleaning my house and putting things away. I picked up a clothing iron and just stood there staring at it. I knew what it was, but I could not for the life of me figure out its purpose or what I should do with it. I probably stared at it for 10 solid minutes trying to decide where it should go."

I loved how scared he got when the cat jumped on the hood. The gasp!

Here's my description of what doing salvia is like.

The first time smoking, it was like I was being flattened out by a huge rolling pin from my legs upward. Not terribly pleasant.

The second time, the extreme physical effects are reduced but walking through a room was like walking through water. Everything happens just a bit slower. Still not very pleasant. The only good thing about it: the smoke smells nice.

I don't plan on doing it a third time. Choose weed. or shrooms.

If you do it right, you get fractal views of things around the room, your surrounding start to migrate about, blend, roll over themselves, and dominate what you can see. You get very surreal hallucinations, ranging, in my cases, from teeth floating out of a smiling face and becoming larger than the originating head, tranquil river valleys as seen through the bathroom mirror, wondering why I can't get there, and utter confusion as to why I arrive back in reality having ripped apart my bedsheets, facing a wall, with my pillow clenched tightly, especially since I started the trip downstairs in the main room on the couch. I naturally don't remember parts of the trip in the middle, I describe it to people who are about to take it that it's like taking a sledge hammer to your brain then trying to pick up the pieces. It's much more fun to watch someone who has never done it before do it. When smoked in little bits your brain starts the "pulling, swirling" sensation, where you feel like you're in a cement trucks mixer, and your falling into the turn, but you never fall, even though you're always falling. Other descriptive things would include "cactus like pins and needles all over", "funny, cartoonish images dancing in ones field of vision" "trying to continuously push yourself out of a stupor created by an artificial bubble of time distortion." I gave the tiniest hoot to a girl once that had never done it, she exhaled immediately, i turned around to say something, turned back to see what everyone was looking at, and she had ran out onto the street outside, like, bolted, and guys ran after her to see what was wrong. fukkked! thank you.

Me WANT SOME!!

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Nothing I could write could possibly be funnier then Payback's description.

The SALVIA Experiential Rating Scale

Level - 1 "S" stands for SUBTLE effects. A feeling that "something" is happening, although it is difficulty to say just what. Relaxation and increased sensual appreciation may be noted. This mild level is useful for meditation and may facilitate sexual pleasure.

Level - 2 "A" stands for ALTERED perception. Colors and textures are more pronounced. Appreciation of music may be enhanced. Space may appear of greater or lesser depth than is usual. But visions do not occur at this level. Thinking becomes less logical, and more playful; short-term memory difficulties may be noted.

Level - 3 "L" stands for LIGHT visionary state. Closed-eye visuals (clear imagery with eyes closed: fractal patterns, vine-like and geometric patterns, visions of objects and designs). The imagery is often two dimensional. If open-eyed visual effects occur, these are usually vague and fleeting. At this level, phenomena similar to the hypnagogic phenomena that some people experience at sleep onset occur. At this level, visions are experienced as "eye candy" but are not confused with reality.

Level - 4 "V" stands for VIVID visionary state. Complex three-dimensional realistic appearing scenes occur. Sometimes voices may be heard. With eyes open, contact with consensual reality will not be entirely lost, but when you close your eyes you may forget about consensus reality and enter completely into a dreamlike scene. Shamanistic journeying to other lands--foreign or imaginary; encounters with beings (entities, spirits) or travels to other ages may occur. You may even live the life of another person. At this level you have entered the shaman's world. Or if you prefer: you are in "dream time." With eyes closed, you experience fantasies (dream like happenings with a story line to them). So long as your eyes are closed you may believe they are really occurring. This differs from the "eye candy" closed-eye imagery, of level 3.

Level - 5 "I" stands for IMMATERIAL existence. At this level one may no longer be aware of having a body. Consciousness remains and some thought processes are still lucid, but one becomes completely involved in inner experience and looses all contact with consensual reality. Individuality may be lost; one experiences merging with God/dess, mind, universal consciousness, or bizarre fusions with other objects--real or imagined (e.g. experiences such as merging with a wall or piece of furniture). At this level it is impossible to function in consensual reality, but unfortunately some people do not remain still but move around in this befuddled state. For this reason a sitter is essential to ensure the safety of someone voyaging to these deep levels. To the person experiencing this the phenomenon may be terrifying or exceedingly pleasant; but to an outside observer the individual may appear confused or disoriented.

Level 6 - "A" stands for AMNESIC effects. At this stage, either consciousness is lost, or at least one is unable to later recall what one had experienced. The individual may fall, or remain immobile or thrash around; somnambulistic behavior may occur. Injuries can be sustained without pain being felt; on awakening, the individual will have no recollection of what he/she did, experienced, or said in level 6. People cannot recall what they experience in this very deep trance state. This is not a desirable level, because nothing can latter be recalled of the experience.

From http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html very informative and educational source. Level 5 is where I go when I use it.

HAHAHA, this was awesome!

The cat completely blew his mind. That was the clincher for my upvote.

The appearance of the space monster was the highlight for me as well.

Wow. This hasn't been sifted yet? Salvia is amazing. Effects only last about 5 minutes, but it's good times. I still have a bunch in the leaf form, but I sorta wish I'd purchased the extract. You gotta burn through a lot to get the high when it's leaves.

I might give this a go in June.

The cat knows. The cat wants an explanation.

The first half-dozen times I read the title, I thought it said, "Driving on Saliva". I wondered where he got enough saliva from to drive a car on it, and what he expected to happen.

Cat to man in car (telepathically) : "Now throw the plant out the window!"

Man : "Ok."

Hilarious! That's why I love this place...on something like this the comments are equally if not more entertaining than the vid itself!

>> ^dag:
This is hilarious, I lost it when the cat showed up. promote


^this. also,

oh hi guise, i hardly ever submit vids anymoar, but this one got me.. all excited... i even did that embed edit thing where u make it start at a specific time.. so, i hope u do like:

http://www.videosift.com/video/My-Favourite-Saliva-Video-Driving-on-Saliva

I have to admit that to my non-drug-aware and slightly dyslexic mind, this video was about a guy who had developed a way to power his car on spit.

That was the worst 3-point turn I've ever seen!

He totally channels Buster Bluth with that reaction to the space cat.

Smoking salvia has been one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I smoked it once on the tail end of a mushroom trip and I saw everything in fractals but the trippiest part was that each segment of the fractal I was seeing was moving at different times and speeds. So when I looked at someone talking, for example, I actually experienced seeing one side of his mouth move and then the other side later on for the same word spoken.

Another time, I experienced a complete disconnect from my perception of time. Not sure how to describe it, but I felt like I was in yesterday, today and tommorrow all at the same time. I had been sitting earlier on then somehow managed to gather the strength (and courage) to stand and take a few steps yet my brain seemed to be "experiencing" both the sitting and the standing at the same time. It was the closest feeling I ever had to being many places at the same time.

Some people would find this freaky and that's understandable. I thought it was absolutely fascinating and I'd recommend it to anyone at least once.

Thanks, but I'll stick with weed and shrooms.

... And I'll stick with real life - Thanks...
There's nothing worse than tripping in real life....

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I saw this before and laughed like hell at the cat part, cracked me up again.

>> ^netean:
>> ^nach0s:
from what i've seen of salvia effects, it would be really fucking irresponsible to trip on it while driving.

dude, did you watch the video.. the whole point is you can't ANYTHING.. he can't even keep hold of his keys. HTF could you drive while tripping!
Man, I can't tell you how much I laughed at this. Salvia is the strangest drug there is & def NOT a party drug!



The logic in the responce above dumfounds me. And Nach0s original comment makes complete sense.

If you smoke Salvia BEFORE you drive (before you start the car, before you put it in gear) nothing might happen.
If you ARE driving, (going 50 mph down a highway, or through a schoolzone with peds crossing the street, and THEN you smoke Salvia... well.. duh. From the effects seen in this video I'd imagine It would be as pretty as putting a blowup doll in a car and putting a brick on the gas pedal and letting it loose through a mall.

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