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Miss Susie Had a Steamboat (re xkcd 1315)

submitted by Aard Vark

(oritteropo)
1 decade 3 months 1 week ago

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I don't know how many of you read xkcd, but I had to go and look up this vid after reading http://xkcd.com/1315/ :) (Title text: What sins could possibly darken the heart of a STEAMBOAT? I asked The Shadow, but he says he only covers men.)

YouTube Description:

LYRICS:

Miss Suzy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to --

Hello operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your --

Behind the 'frigerator,
There was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzy sat upon it,
And cut her little --

Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping down their --

Flies are in the meadow,
The bees are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the --

Dark is like a movie,
A movie's like a show.
A show is like a t.v. screen,
and that is all I know!