MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!

Who knew? Red Bull must be the energy drink of Jesus.
newtboysays...

My grandmother used to say the same thing...angels have wings...and claimed the quadruple bypass scars on her back were where she had her wings removed...but I realized something else had wings....BATS!!! From then on we just called her an old bat.

TheGenksaid:

Well @eric3579, Red Bull gives you wings, and what else has wings? Angles! Q.E.D.

dannym3141jokingly says...

Is this is a case of mixed metaphors..? I wasn't being pessimistic, at least. I suppose i was being flippant in my evaluation of religious practitioners. So i would say that the glass is half full of prejudice, ignorance and apathy towards investigating things systematically cos it's easier to say 'We are God's children, of course we are at the centre of the universe,' and other dubious conclusions!

Mostly, seeing as you asked, i was just trying to be funny; i think organised religion is a pile of shit. Spirituality and afterlife is fine, as is belief in a form of divine being or beings, but organised religion is where you let some utter nobody who translated a piece of writing (authored or translated by another nobody) a very long time ago dictate what you can and can't do, or can and can't feel good about.

Mordhaussaid:

You're a real glass is half empty kinda person, ain't cha?

billpayersays...

"Jesus said my people perish for lack of knowledge"

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She is just soo fucking funny. Best standup routine EVER !!!

sephiroth1528says...

the O with a line through it is phi look up symbolism. next thing this un educated woman will say is the sign for murcury is the devil. look up symbolism lady is my only advice. if you study satans words ie magik and occultism as well as the bible its easier to tell whats true satanic symbolism is. this is clearly not. but good of her to look up hebrew, about the only thing that makes sense out of all she has said.

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