Lewis Black - Fuck, it's cold

"You know what I should really .... fuck, it's cold!"
demon_ixsays...

Last night it was so warm I had to leave my jacket in the car and roll my sleeves up. This weekend looks like it'll be beach weather.

I know you guys are thinking "FU, I'm freezing my balls here!", but ffs, give me some snow!

deathcowsays...

it's all good until about -25F, then it starts sucking royally

at -40F, all your vehicles become solid

a few years back we had -30F to -40F for a week solid. After that, it gets up to 0F or 5F and I quite honestly stop zipping up my jacket, its all relative

as a 30 year Alaskan, at 10F to 15F temps socks are optional

gwiz665says...

>> ^deathcow:
it's all good until about -25F, then it starts sucking royally
at -40F, all your vehicles become solid
a few years back we had -30F to -40F for a week solid. After that, it gets up to 0F or 5F and I quite honestly stop zipping up my jacket, its all relative
as a 30 year Alaskan, at 10F to 15F temps socks are optional


You canadians and your frost proof ball sacks...

deathcowsays...

I'm American! We are permitted to own 2 Canadians apiece though.>> ^gwiz665:
>> ^deathcow:
it's all good until about -25F, then it starts sucking royally
at -40F, all your vehicles become solid
a few years back we had -30F to -40F for a week solid. After that, it gets up to 0F or 5F and I quite honestly stop zipping up my jacket, its all relative
as a 30 year Alaskan, at 10F to 15F temps socks are optional

You canadians and your frost proof ball sacks...

gwiz665says...

>> ^deathcow:
I'm American! We are permitted to own 2 Canadians apiece though.>> ^gwiz665:
>> ^deathcow:
it's all good until about -25F, then it starts sucking royally
at -40F, all your vehicles become solid
a few years back we had -30F to -40F for a week solid. After that, it gets up to 0F or 5F and I quite honestly stop zipping up my jacket, its all relative
as a 30 year Alaskan, at 10F to 15F temps socks are optional

You canadians and your frost proof ball sacks...



Sure you are, eh?

rychansays...

>> ^deathcow:
it's all good until about -25F, then it starts sucking royally
at -40F, all your vehicles become solid
a few years back we had -30F to -40F for a week solid. After that, it gets up to 0F or 5F and I quite honestly stop zipping up my jacket, its all relative
as a 30 year Alaskan, at 10F to 15F temps socks are optional


It is indeed all relative. I'm a transplant from the South living in Boston and I'm basically fine with the cold now, but going back home I can't function in the heat. I used to be able to play outside in the heat and humidity like it was nothing.

I wonder what the mechanism is. I don't think it's just perceptual, but something physiological that can happen over the span of months.

deathcowsays...

Yup

I know people who work on the north slope of Alaska and run into -50F now and then, then they come back to 0F weather and walk around with a sweater on outside.

I'm happy with any temps until my car stops working.

Ornthoronsays...

It's -45F (-42C) in the east of Norway right now.>> ^deathcow:
Yup
I know people who work on the north slope of Alaska and run into -50F now and then, then they come back to 0F weather and walk around with a sweater on outside.
I'm happy with any temps until my car stops working.

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