LITERAL World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Cinematic Trailer

Lyrics:

"Blizzard has a solid gold logo
'cause they're loaded.
Dramatic pause of darkness.
EPIC HAMMER SMACK!
Dramatic pause of darkness, number 2.
Ragnaros getting a
deep-tissue massage,
he has special needs,
don't judge him!
Steamy metal chained-up
Batman logo,
brought in to be used as a Band-Aid.
This shouldn't hurt you a bit.
Let me know if it does.
Oh sh**, it did, we're dead!
He just wrote that with his Band-Aid.
He's so talented!
Hammer doctors want Deathwing to stand still,
but he can't resist dancing to this song.
Keep it down, or they'll file a noise complaint.
Dragon acupuncture is complicate.
How's that feel now? TRANSITION
Warcraft: 2012.
Hit the "Panic" button on a dragon,
He's frustrated that he has one.
Always check the neighbors out
before you sign the lease.
Shout-out to the Hindenburg.
Fiery bloom transition to water!
Utah's gonna need a new license plate.
Deathwing finishes up his visit
to the acupuncturist,
while he's soaking his feet
IN THE LAVA.
It helps circulation.
He needs some Clear Eyes™,
Ben Stein says it gets the red out!
Uh oh...he's offended!
They're not that red!
Everyone that plays this game is screwed.
You're screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed.
Even that dam face!
Careless dragon burns everything behind him,
then he finally flaps his wings
and puts the fire out!
Then he comes back down
and looks around for some people to
scare the hell out of.
Might as we-he-heeell.
Then he tries to scare the statues!
Does it work?
Yes, one of them faints.
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm..."

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