That tears it! No more Jet Ski rentals in Thailand for ME by gum! =oO

lol "Thai mafia"? Try assembling a fucking infrastructure before I'm afraid of your mafia full of lanky underfed kids with bamboo knives.

Here's my plan: Rent jet skis and drive them as fast as I fucking can parallel to the coast. Park it a few miles down, set it on fire...maybe a rag in the tank. Get to my strategically placed getaway rickshaw and book it.

Isn't this basically the point of holidays?

1. Go to another country.
2. Throw all your money away.
3. Come home disappointed.

Tourism is itself a scam.

Creative scammer would just be a "tourist", take the jet skis and use them for their own scam. Be kind of expensive if you had to replace your skis.