More commentary here: http://www.worstcartoonsever.com/2009/02/03/flying-jesus-will-burn-you-alive/

That is some fucked up shit.

"Well, have you heard the not-so-good news? I know Armageddon came and there's no Earth to return to, but we just hit 144,000! That's all! Heaven's full, sorry folks!"

I don't remember this episode of the Superfriends! And why does Bizarro Jesus look like Burt Reynolds?

Well that was not hard to follow. This kind of information makes me more firm in my agnosticism.

oh by the way did anyone else notice that those 144,000 are all white so if your colored i guess you can't be saved...

Doesn't seem much wackier than any other christianity spinoff

Good stuff!

And from the great link yoghurt provided above:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Re-Jesus-Nuke-the-Earth-He-Man

Jeeeeze, I think I laughed harder at the He-Man parody version!

"He has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ´til the end of time...but he loves you."

George Carlin

*fear your god, children.

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Thanks Jesus!

I know he's invisible to those on earth, but can astronauts see him?
If they take his picture, does the image disapear on re-entry?

Does Jesus have some personal vendetta against VW's?

Wow... Jesus is somewhat of an asshole, eh?

>> ^thinker247:
"He has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ´til the end of time...but he loves you."
George Carlin


He loves you... and he needs money! He's all-knowing and all-powerful but somehow, he just can't handle money.

My hero

Why is it that whenever there's a depiction of Armageddon, they ALWAYS show New York City getting blown to shit? Why can't they show Mitchell, South Dakota getting blowed up? Surely the sight of the mighty Corn Palace going up in flames would strike fear in the heart of the most hardened atheist.

So does that mean, in Heaven, every time you're trying to get some sleep on a Saturday morning, some asshole knocks on your door and tries to sell you a copy of The Watchtower?

looks like its all boring white people in Heaven... I think I'll pass

Goddamn! I love this video!

>> ^bamdrew:
looks like its all boring white people in Heaven... I think I'll pass

That's usually how heaven is portrayed. Wouldn't want any "color'ds" playing that loud bass music on the cloud above you. What I don't get is they get to "...rule with him, from heaven" What are they gonna rule? Some fucked up planet that he just destroyed?

Is it just me - or does the guy on the farest left in the blue suit in the last frame....it's G-Man!

So... now we know what happened when Jesus saw his first issue of Hustler.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Why is it that whenever there's a depiction of Armageddon, they ALWAYS show New York City getting blown to shit? Why can't they show Mitchell, South Dakota getting blowed up? Surely the sight of the mighty Corn Palace going up in flames would strike fear in the heart of the most hardened atheist.


Why do they have to show ANYWHERE in the USA? I mean really... it's as if Everything happens just in the US.

Which, if it's Armageddon, is fine by me, it can be confined to the US...

All this stuff happens in the US because it is made by and aimed at Americans. I guess lots of them have televisions/the freedom and gullibility to choose crazy religions. I would love to see some other forms of foreign religious propaganda and laugh/fear it as well.

Eeh, it's no more crazy then that time when god drowned everyone in the world except a couple people.

*wtf *lies

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