Only in America

Burst Testicles are FUN!

OMG! He has at least one kid! After all that I know my boys would not be swimming strait!

Class, today we have Emily's dad Zach to tell us what he does for a living.

I WHACK MY NUTS FOR FUN! DURRRRR!

Spoilers: she's adopted.

... "here's your sign".

I see this guy having a huge career in the BME Pain Olympics. Any sponsors?

You children have it so good today. Why, when I was a boy, we were so poor, I had to make my skateboard wheels from my own testicles.

Taking pain intentionally isn't as fun as unintentional pain. This is just shy of Pain Olympics (Don't google that, seriously.).

NO NO NO! WHAT IS HE DOING!

WHY!

HES DOING IT WRONG!

Ok...am I the only intrigued that this segment (bout 2mins in) of Idiocracy came true this fast?

Outstanding. I was going to say, "at least we don't have to worry about him passing his genes on," but so much for that.

^ "Ok...am I the only intrigued that this segment (bout 2mins in) of Idiocracy came true this fast?"


Scary, isn't it? I was thinking we had to be at least a decade away from 'Ow My Balls'. Nope.

Anyone here seen the movie "Idiocracy"? Nuf said...

Sadly, as much as I tried, I couldn't find any humor in this. I think I'm feeling the pain he *should* feel or something...

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That guy has had balls.

Eric, clearly you've never heard of the iron crotch technique in kung fu. . . I wish I were making that up.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=iron+crotch&search_type=&aq=f
Take your pick, and prepare to be disturbed.

Also if anyone was self loathing enough to look up pain Olympics, you'll be glad to know it's fake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMEzine#BME_Pain_Olympics

OK, that's just plain and simple a grade stupid.

But I'm upvoting for the most stupid demonstration of US censorship.

The host can say nut job.

The guy in the clips says *bleep* job.

Only in America would you bleep out nut

And only in America would you do it for SOME of the piece.

Now that's dumb.

I bet his never even descended.

Holy crap!

what! no *wtf?

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Oy gevalt. Novote!

I do not know what to say. I repeat, I do not know what to say.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!

Omg I'm a chick and it hurts watching this.

I still remember playing seesaw when I was little with a big-ish metal pipe and trying it standing up.. -shudders-

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>> ^entr0py:
Also if anyone was self loathing enough to look up pain Olympics, you'll be glad to know it's fake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMEzine#BME_Pain_Olympics

Regretfully I have seen the video and I doubt it's fake. That wiki article doesn't present much evidence. People cutting of their penises have been described so even if the video is fake, it does happen. If you look at other pictures off the stuff people do with their genitals at BME this doesn't seem to far off. I don't know why I look at sick shit like that, but somehow when there's something shocking I generally have the urge to see. Damn you internets!!

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