"enunciate!" lol

Nice choice - I almost posted this one myself tonight. There's a few other vids with this cutie on YT as well.

That is NOT "I love you."

It's "I'm hungry."

I know this because dogs say only five things:
"Hey"

"I'm hungry"

"I gotta go! I REALLY gotta go!"

"I just ate something that I found on the lawn. Now come here so I can lick you all over your face."

and, occasionally,

"Einstein was a pretty smart guy there, but he missed a Fourier transform in step 23 of his proof that would if exploited actually have achieved a possible vector toward the Grand Unified Theory of the Universe. Too bad, really. Oh, and his hair makes him look like a poodle on crack."

He thinks he's saying "Gimme a treat" anyways...

or "Kill you in your sleep"

JUST GIMME THE FRIGGIN BISCUIT!!

It's actually "If you give me one of those damned dry cookies again, I will eat you in your sleep"

The follow-up video will certainly be gory...

*love

Adding video to channels (Love) - requested by Eklek.

I think if you'd run Microsoft's Speech recognition system over it, it would output "I'm lonely" and "I'm so lonely".
Then again, that system could also output: "Do you know the serial number on the bumper of that 1958 Thunderbird?"

This is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXo3NFqkaRM

Hmm, I thought he was saying OLIVE JUICE

I thought he was saying "Hoowa owa awooowoo"

You can say goodbye to all that love once that poor desperate dog learns to say, "Give me the biscuit, lady!"

"Isle of Jews", what?!

What he's saying is "this sound makes people give me a treat."


...either that or "look at my eyes, if your husband wasn't holding that gun on me off camera, you'd be hamburger."