The ladies love him.

>> ^KnivesOut:

The ladies love him.


I love anyone that keeps those screaming shit factories quiet. And I am a man.

Like a boss!

Suckling on Obama's welfare teat! ;-)

If he can handle babies, how come he can't get the republicans to stop crying?

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>> ^KnivesOut:

The ladies love him.


And they loved Clinton as well. Bush? Not so much.

I bet if he held the republicans close to his chest and bounced them gently, they'd calm right down. I know I would.

>> ^rottenseed:

If he can handle babies, how come he can't get the republicans to stop crying?

How wonderful to discover he's good for something! Almost makes up for that complete failure as POTUS.

Shake hands, kiss babies. Not the other way around.

Wonder if this would work on qm, because he clearly needs a hug...

>> ^quantumushroom:

How wonderful to discover he's good for something! Almost makes up for that complete failure as POTUS.

>> ^LarsaruS:

>> ^KnivesOut:
The ladies love him.

I love anyone that keeps those screaming shit factories quiet. And I am a man.


"The Screaming Shit Factories" would be a good band name.

>> ^rottenseed:

If he can handle babies, how come he can't get the republicans to stop crying?
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Careful with what you say there buddy... you might get the baby lobby on you for slandering them by comparing them to the republicans...

>> ^LarsaruS:

>> ^rottenseed:
If he can handle babies, how come he can't get the republicans to stop crying?
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Careful with what you say there buddy... you might get the baby lobby on you for slandering them by comparing them to the republicans...


Nah... babies are far more developed, emotionally...

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Fixed.

Could always use a hug, but the hugconomy is not what's in trouble.

>> ^heropsycho:

Wonder if this would work on qm, because he clearly needs a hug...
>> ^quantumushroom:
How wonderful to discover he's good for something! Almost makes up for that complete failure as POTUS.

That was great. Loved Michelle's face and Obama's 'this is how you do it' expression at :21ish

God, Michelle's back has great definition!

So would "She Likes Cloth"...

>> ^Deano:

>> ^LarsaruS:
>> ^KnivesOut:
The ladies love him.

I love anyone that keeps those screaming shit factories quiet. And I am a man.

"The Screaming Shit Factories" would be a good band name.

*snurffle*

out-beneathing you


>> ^rottenseed:

If he can handle babies, how come he can't get the republicans to stop crying?
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Socialism! Share everyone's babies!

Is there nothing this man can't do?

... her diaper just needs... Change... (bah-dum-ching)

how hilarious would it be if he just ran off? itd be like, "hey, you hear the president stole a baby? stole some woman's baby. like two days ago."

He knows how to run a nanny state.

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