your in us?
no, your anus!
oh run us.

I always thought it was pronounced "your rectum..."

"Oo-ran-ohs" it is!

Or we could just go with Thinebutthole.

I say, embrace it. Kids will still snicker the first few times they hear the name, but who cares?

That's right kids -- it is planet YER' ANUS. Enjoy your moments of juvenile mirth every time you hear it. YERANUS YERANUS YERANUS.

Perhaps we can mitigate this problem by dumping the kids into a sort of unfortunate name "sensory overload"?:

We are planning to ERECT a PENAL colony on URANUS. The first prisoners can be birds like blue footed BOOBIES and great TITS. Maybe we'll leave some PUSSY cats there to keep the bird population from exploding.

I propose that every 3rd grade science teacher recite the preceding paragraph (adding any more unfortunate words they deem worthy) to their classes every day until the novelty wears off and the kids stop giggling.

I really like the name George...

Planets should have a standard suffix, like elements have "ium", planets could have like a "ius" ending. So it would be Mercurius, Venius, Earthius, Marsius, Jupiterius, Saturnius, Uran...

Ok, nevermind.

aight. I'm officially switching to the greek pronounciation. Its going to a headache explaining it to everybody though.

I don't need to pronounce Uranus, Uranus is already pronounced enough.



...yeah, I went there.

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