*bravo, Zifnab... bravo indeed

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Brilliant.

The end was unnecessary. This should have been like "ROOTS"... a 12 hour miniseries.

I now have a reason to go to the mall.

*nsfw fer the "almost-porn" and the questionably psychotic ending...

hmm...didnt' take.
*nsfw

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This also works on James Woods.

Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
...

Hey, same people who brought us the sexy sheep video!

That's it. The contest for greatest commercial is now concluded!

Oh yeah, the Blue Danube Waltz was a nice touch.

Everything looks better in slow motion.

>> ^Payback:

This also works on James Woods.
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
...


This is exactly what I heard in my mind

I can't tell if this is either:

A) creepily awesome
or
B) awesomely creepy

But it is definitely one of those.

I did this in grade one.

Strauss would be so proud.

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And the 92% speaks!

Seriously? Can I be the first to say: WFT sift? This is where we got to? Love the sift, love you all, but this is fucking bullshit. Did we just jump the shark?

http://www.destinyland.org/Fonzie%20prepares%20to%20jump%20the%20shark%20on%20Happy%20Days.jpg

No, you're absolutely right! I heart chocolate 4eva! I heart short skirts and having some random ginger cunt come to my rescue when I get all my clothes torn off at the top of an escalator upon which I picked up a piece of random dirty candy (it happens so bollocking often - what a super yawn you guys!) It's not like in any way that I would think to myself "Oh hai, well, there's some gross floor-chocolate, so I'll leave that shit where it is for the janitor to clean up. But wait, there's a super stalkery young man coming at me at a rate of knots, maybe he'll know what to do, because my brain is so fucking occupied by menstrual periods, ripping the hair out of my arse, and kegel exercises that I cant think straight, Daddy!" Fuck your patriarchal bullshit, I hope you all go back in time and choke on your mothers' amniotic fluid. kisses!
Post Script: I know more vag-worthy men that would laugh this shit into oblivion than you've eaten dick, and that's a considerable amount

>> ^clairehaynes:

No, you're absolutely right! I heart chocolate 4eva! I heart short skirts and having some random ginger cunt come to my rescue when I get all my clothes torn off at the top of an escalator upon which I picked up a piece of random dirty candy (it happens so bollocking often - what a super yawn you guys!) It's not like in any way that I would think to myself "Oh hai, well, there's some gross floor-chocolate, so I'll leave that shit where it is for the janitor to clean up. But wait, there's a super stalkery young man coming at me at a rate of knots, maybe he'll know what to do, because my brain is so fucking occupied by menstrual periods, ripping the hair out of my arse, and kegel exercises that I cant think straight, Daddy!" Fuck your patriarchal bullshit, I hope you all go back in time and choke on your mothers' amniotic fluid. kisses!
Post Script: I know more vag-worthy men that would laugh this shit into oblivion than you've eaten dick, and that's a considerable amount


Fucking upvote sista!!! Best 1st post eva!!!!

Stalker.

>> ^clairehaynes:

No, you're absolutely right! I heart chocolate 4eva! I heart short skirts and having some random ginger cunt come to my rescue when I get all my clothes torn off at the top of an escalator upon which I picked up a piece of random dirty candy (it happens so bollocking often - what a super yawn you guys!) It's not like in any way that I would think to myself "Oh hai, well, there's some gross floor-chocolate, so I'll leave that shit where it is for the janitor to clean up. But wait, there's a super stalkery young man coming at me at a rate of knots, maybe he'll know what to do, because my brain is so fucking occupied by menstrual periods, ripping the hair out of my arse, and kegel exercises that I cant think straight, Daddy!" Fuck your patriarchal bullshit, I hope you all go back in time and choke on your mothers' amniotic fluid. kisses!
Post Script: I know more vag-worthy men that would laugh this shit into oblivion than you've eaten dick, and that's a considerable amount