This man in my avatar. That's my poppa. He repeated the story for DECADES about a particular truth-telling little girl.

Art Linkletter had a show called "Kids Say the Darnedest Things." Methinks Eric3579 remembers this show. There was a segment where Art would ask kids questions, just to see what they would say.

He asked this one memorable girl -- the red light on a stoplight means stop, the green means go. What does the yellow light mean?

She leaned forward into the mike and said "Step on the gas."

My dad would tell that story and chuckle and chuckle and chuckle.

Total breech of trust with that last one. All it takes is one classmate to recognize her. Some things don't belong on YouTube.

Someone translate, what did the little girl say at :45 and what did someone shout down the stairs at 1:03, besides shut up

@:45 "i already got some of this. Are you kidding Santa.

No idea what was shouted down the stairs.

My mother had stories of us children reminding her she swore too much. For instance I was calling a type of sports car a f**ing @**hole because that is what cut my mother off in traffic.

Look ma another f**ing @**hole.

The best was the little girl wishing for big boobies.
That cracked me up.

I'm grossed out Stewart, now shut up.

Maybe?

Wicked "Hello, Dolly" T-Shirt though.

Now that I'm at home with my headphones it sounds like "I'm going to throw a shoe at you, shut up".

Those off-off-off-Broadway audiences are tough.

You people can't hear "I'm gonna throw a shoe at you?" Seriously? And the little girl at :45? Guys, get your hearing checked.