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The History of Mormonism by South Park.

here is the song for you to sing.

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.

Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart

Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

posted by qruel 7 years 2 weeks ago • 59,177 views
choggie says...

*dead

mormons in cahoots with Comedy central, don't fuck around....

Think this is the answer to the open letter to cocksuckers at creative property are trying to tell us??? Who the fuck needs em anyhow, eh??

choggie says...

they really are dumb, the Mormons....not to knock their business savvy, but Jeez, can't they see that Joe copied the King James tone, timing and meter???....Don't they get it, that their ancestors had to flee the land of the sane and polite, in order to continue???.....they ended up in a crap state, that no one else, not even the injuns stayed in....and what about the genome revelations??? That no native American, Jewish blood mixes??? And what the fuck is up with the garment?? Freemason Baptist weirdos...you gotta be inna frikkin' club just to drink alcohol there...and now that they own Pepsi, soda pop is not on the shit list, with coffee and teas........Marry yer cousin if ya HAVE to, not because god says so.......

oh, and the most important proof, take the rm out the middle, and spell the saviour's chosen's name......rocket science those two-by two putties, but they do have some goooood choir action, and exotic mysoginated females....

choggie says...

The real dilemma is, the harder one tries to discredit any religion, the less time one spends on true spirituality, enlightenment, and wisdom.....and the more time one spends, wallowing in ego, like Joe Smith.

jmzero says...

oh, and the most important proof, take the rm out the middle, and spell the saviour's chosen's name......rocket science those two-by two putties

"Mormon"->"Moon"? Saviour's chosen's name? What does it mean to "rocket science" someone? I guess I fail it, but now I really want to know what you're talking about.

Grimm says...

What is really funny is people can look at the religions like the Mormons and Scientology and they can see how silly they are because the concepts are so foreign to them. But when it comes to looking at the things they were brainwashed...I mean raised to believe they can't see it. I mean come on...the ark story, the virgin birth, talking burning bushes, sacrificing animals?

The other religions are just as...

"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb"

Memorare says...

Dear South Park Guys,
Please DARE to tackle Islam godammit!
Muhammad was a bloodthirsty con man and nutjob who needs to be exposed as a fraud 100x more than Mormonism's Joe Smith and Scientology's L. Rob Hubbard (both of those shows were greate btw)
thank you,
-me

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12448 says...

For those who might question the accuracy of the translation method as depicted:

“Joseph Smith would put the seer stone into a hat, and put his face in the hat, drawing it closely around his face to exclude the light; and in the darkness the spiritual light would shine. A piece of something resembling parchment would appear, and on that appeared the writing. One character at a time would appear, and under it was the interpretation in English. Brother Joseph would read off the English to Oliver Cowdery, who was his principal scribe, and when it was written down and repeated to Brother Joseph to see if it was correct, then it would disappear, and another character with the interpretation would appear. Thus the Book of Mormon was translated by the gift and power of God, and not by any power of man.”

(David Whitmer-- one of the three witnesses, An Address to All Believers in Christ, Richmond, Mo.: n.p., 1887, p. 12. as quoted in the July Ensign (Mormon magazine) by Apostle Russell Nelson)"

http://library.lds.org/nxt/gateway.dll/Magazines/Ensign/1993.htm/ensign%20july%201993.htm/a%20treasured%20testament.htm

There are other quotes to corroborate this, including from his wife Emma and Oliver Cowdrey, his principle scribe

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