Beer is my hero.

It was a sad today when as many as 48 bottle of beer gave up their lives today in what bystanders are now calling a truly heroic act.

The fizzy brewskys were just sitting around minding their own business as any respectable bottle of suds would do, when all of a sudden, this guy breaks in into their place and tries to rob the dispatch girl. The groups of beer didn't think twice as they allowed themselves to be pummeled in the direction of the would-be thief giving their lives in exchange for the girl's.

People will gather latter tonight around a ceremonial BBQ to commemorate the dead with several of their relatives and some snacks.

This has me thinking we need a *HERO channel

@ 1:22 Obi-Wan tells the beer guy that "He's not the robber you're looking for."

That man has earned himself a free donkey kong t-shirt, am I right?

>> ^bcglorf:

That man has earned himself a free donkey kong t-shirt, am I right?


*Exactly* what I was thinking!

That would have gone down SO much differently here in BC. We're not allowed guns, spiked clubs OR beer in corner stores.

>> ^Payback:

That would have gone down SO much differently here in BC. We're not allowed guns, spiked clubs OR beer in corner stores.


I dont think throwing beef jerky would have the same effect.

Don't bring a knife to a beer fight.

Rapid-fire canned goods would have been fun...

Throwing beer at my problems never ends so well for me.

Ah European robberies! The lack of guns turn these would-have-been tragedies into comedy...

Hooray beer!

Anyone know what the beer was? That will be the difference between a heroic sacrifice and finally finding a use for crappy beer.

Don't you mean "O-Beer Wan"?

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

@ 1:22 Obi-Wan tells the beer guy that "He's not the robber you're looking for."

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