Fox News: 'Heaven Is For Real'

If FAUX NEWZ says it's real, then it's real!
GenjiKilpatricksays...

I like how the kid starts out his miraculous vision all causal. =]

"saw my dad.. in a little room.. talkin' ta god."

Then the kicker..!!

"Uh, yeeeah. [god is so big] he can, actually, fit the entire world.. into his hands.."

lmao! The look on Gretchen Carlson's face was ppppriceless. = D

gwiz665says...

Yes, because kids certainly can't be indoctrinated with ideas. They're innocent and pure and only say true things.

I just can't live with myself upvoting this blatant stupidity presented, by Fox and Friends, as something "uplifting".

csnel3says...

Heaven is filled with only young adults? Only the younger version of us? ... I got some bad news for everybody, when I was younger, I was an even bigger asshole. Heaven doesnt sound so good now:(

EMPIREsays...

I also love how he says Jesus has blue eyes.... lol... these idiots forgot that Jesus, if he actually existed, was born in the middle east. So I'm PRETTY sure he didn't have blue eyes.

Someone's been looking at whitened pictures of jesus.

ponceleonsays...

>> ^EMPIRE:

I also love how he says Jesus has blue eyes.... lol... these idiots forgot that Jesus, if he actually existed, was born in the middle east. So I'm PRETTY sure he didn't have blue eyes.
Someone's been looking at whitened pictures of jesus.


Dude, didn't you know that middle-eastern people are just all dying to be white? Of course Jesus is Anglo-Saxon, what is wrong with you??!?!?!

Tymbrwulfsays...

Since we're on the "holy shit 4 year old kids and other children are right" bandwagon, I have some incredible headlines and breaking news that Fucked News needs to report on:

"Learning makes us grow bigger" - Source

"Showering late at night makes your bones melt" - Source: TheCapeCrusader

"If you don't work hard at school you will get donkey ears" - Source: denis

"You have to smoke to live." - Source: Anon

"Boogers can turn into worms and eat your insides" - Source: Anon

"Sleeping with your socks on makes your feet fall off" - Source: bradley

Tymbrwulfsays...

Guys, I think I found what that little kid probably looked like when he "saw heaven"


Crosswordssays...

Okay this was hard to watch, but I risked the brain damage so I could comment on the stupidity.

People need to stop being so fucking gullible, this story is ridiculous. The kid offers nothing that isn't vague and expected. Mom talking on the phone to a friend, dad in a little room in the hospital praying. His descriptions of God and Jesus are classic little kid tall tales. And I'm sure he'd overheard his parents talking about the miscarriage at some point. This is all the kind of crap little kids go through, they don't yet have the intellectual capacity to understand what's going on, its why the believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, and why they think they've invented words and things that have been around for ages. Luckily for most of us we have parents that explain these things to us, rather than feed and profit off our delusions as in this case.

On another note I'd like say Gretchen herself is evidence God exists, because she looks like she's been pulled from his, stupid christian lady barbie wanna be, clone stamp in photoshop.

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