But we ain't gonna cry for it!

Remembering inappropriate answers in the past, I was cringing at the possibility someone was going to blurt out "rape."

This is life lesson #1 for women. This is all you need to know! Stop reading those books. Stop watching Oprah and Dr. Phil. Just watch this, pay attn, STOP THINKING, and you'll know everything you need to know about men.

"Roll over"

We all know that rape is actually the number one answer, but it would bring us down a peg as a species to admit it.

....would fix your damn trojan infected WIndows installation....

no love eh ant?

I'll bring you back to 0, because sadly... been there, done that.

Survey says.............. <DING> Fix Windows!

I would go through three years of torture in law school studying a subject I don't find remotely interesting, incurring exorbitant debt along the way, then take up a soul-crushing job as a corporate lawyer, giving up my childhood dream of being a poet and a traveler, and spend all the money I earn on stupid stuff I don't want to fill up the ridiculously fancy house I don't like so that I can socialize with people I detest, losing any semblance of integrity and commitment to the person I was and the ideals I once professed, living a complete lie, crying inside while I pretend to be happy, while I live with a woman who I claim to love but I don't even recognize most of the time, a woman I find almost as contemptible as I find myself, for sex.