I think his points are truer than we'd like to believe.
I mean, should we shoot every female duck for choosing her mate based on plumage? It's natural biology.
We could revert back to stoicism.

I've tried making these points before.
Didn't work.

Let me guess... you're not a handsome Yoga instructor...>> ^Boise_Lib:

I've tried making these points before.
Didn't work.

I wonder if it's on purpose that Greg's nipples are über showing...

I need to memorize that speech verbatim. I get caught all the time. Of course it helps if you are handsome, yoga Jesus and not Jack Black sans personality and fame like me.

Take it as a compliment. Like oogling, fondling, suckling, posting picture of the internet of them..

In fact: http://i.imgur.com/Z9djM.jpg

Really, all he needed was point 1.

If you wear your breasts in a top that shows so much of them, they're going to be looked at.

That's hilarious, he glimpsed them for all of a second and she goes ballistic on him. Were it not for the title of the video, I doubt I would have even noticed.

Should us men get all pissed when we catch a woman staring at our lips? Eyes are up here, ma'am!

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Excuse me, did you just look at my breasts? Actually, no, I was looking at your camel toe.

>> ^nanrod:

Excuse me, did you just look at my breasts? Actually, no, I was looking at your camel toe.


But... now that you mention it...

Almost worse is those ts with like, a word printed right across the chest. So I'm like, reading this and I look back up and I'm getting the dirtiest look. So yah, I'm going to print shit over my crotch and then give my frowny face a good work out.

You know this suddenly makes me genuinely concerned as to whether I've been caught doing this but they've let it go. I was working with a lady last week and I was so darn bored I just kept peeking glances, I really couldn't help myself.
After leaving I barely recall doing it until I really thought about it.

Any tips for avoidance? I'm serious! I don't want to give undue offence.

Whenever I meet a new girl and we get to the point where I'm no longer considered a stranger, I usually stop them mid-sentence and say, "I'm sorry, could I interrupt you for a minute? There's something I need to get out of the way..."

Then I stare at her breasts. For a full 30 seconds. I look them up and down and from each side. I get a good, long look. If they're really nice, I may even make an "O" with my mouth and inhale. Then I continue with "Ok, thanks. Now that that's out of the way, what were you saying?" and I don't look at them again.

You'd be surprised how well that works.

>> ^probie:

Whenever I meet a new girl and we get to the point where I'm no longer considered a stranger, I usually stop them mid-sentence and say, "I'm sorry, could I interrupt you for a minute? There's something I need to get out of the way..."
Then I stare at her breasts. For a full 30 seconds. I look them up and down and from each side. I get a good, long look. If they're really nice, I may even make an "O" with my mouth and inhale. Then I continue with "Ok, thanks. Now that that's out of the way, what were you saying?" and I don't look at them again.
You'd be surprised how well that works.

That'd get a guy fired where I work...faster than you could say "Excuse me."

How the hell did this make it to #1?

Cus it says boobs!

>> ^NinjaInHeat:

How the hell did this make it to #1?

>> ^NinjaInHeat:

How the hell did this make it to #1?


Um, because it's not at #1.

>> ^Deano:

You know this suddenly makes me genuinely concerned as to whether I've been caught doing this but they've let it go. I was working with a lady last week and I was so darn bored I just kept peeking glances, I really couldn't help myself.
After leaving I barely recall doing it until I really thought about it.
Any tips for avoidance? I'm serious! I don't want to give undue offence.

She totally noticed. Doesn't matter how discrete you think you were. She noticed. Hell, I've been behind a girl checking out her ass for split second and I could tell she knew when our eyes met. She knew I knew she knew too. Awkward.


No but seriously. Lets talk tactics. Those guys who wear sunglasses indoors during winter? Its not because they have some ugly eye infection, its because they want to look wherever they fucking please without being judged. Downsides? They get judged to be douches anyway because they're wearing sunglasses indoors in the middle of winter.

Another option is just to drill yourself into looking into her eyes. Imagine they are a pair of perfectly pert breasts and the pupils are the nipples. Downsides? She'll be able to see right into your lust filled soul. She may call the police or take out a restraining order.

Next - adopt a gay lisp, get totally up to date on fashion/clothes. Be that guy. That way you can happily look at the breasts, hell you can even comment on them, suggest clothes that might better accentuate her curves. Its pretty much all fair game when your a gay best friend. Cons - Your her gay best friend. Looking at those breasts/any breasts is all you're ever going to be able to do unless you pull the whole "I think you made me turn straight" thing which is a huge gambit.

4th - Masturbate furiously at every opportunity. Keep your libido as low as possible at all times. I personally used this method for much of my teen years with some success. Its not fool proof but its generally better than nothing. Cons - blindness (although this also serves to solve your problem).

Lastly you could just try to be yourself and hope women aren't too offended by your primal desire to reproduce. If you are attracted to her even more so than normal then consider asking her out. Perving over somebody is somewhat more socially acceptable if you are dating. Hell, maybe love will blossom. Cons - she might say no.

Thats all I got. Hope it helps.

>> ^Jinx:

Almost worse is those ts with like, a word printed right across the chest. So I'm like, reading this and I look back up and I'm getting the dirtiest look. So yah, I'm going to print shit over my crotch and then give my frowny face a good work out.


The words are intended to draw attention, but only from very attractive men. Before you go reading any T shirts you've got to ask yourself; am I George Clooney? I'm sorry I don't make the rules, it's all for him.

While drunk...



"lemme tell you adhfioa hoadioj woie titties akhjaj 'skeet skeet' all over 'em athdaf bioligikal hjgaidfh adfkj adf my mother's boobs"



*SLAP!*>> ^Boise_Lib:

I've tried making these points before.
Didn't work.

>> ^rottenseed:

While drunk...

"lemme tell you adhfioa hoadioj woie titties akhjaj 'skeet skeet' all over 'em athdaf bioligikal hjgaidfh adfkj adf my mother's boobs"

SLAP! >> ^Boise_Lib:
I've tried making these points before.
Didn't work.



It's just like you were there!

she does have a nice rack

I don't need an excuse; I'll look at whatever the hell I want. If you wanna have your boobs out and think of less of me for looking at them, that's your fucking problem.

^This..

A real man needs no excuses to look at bewbs, just a telephoto lens.