You're right. Looks like a spoof. WTF. Who the hell would use that? Maybe really big people. Ad says "extends your reach ..."

The people who use this are the people who will die first in the zombie apocalypse

Wait, did she just say it helps you maintain your dignity?

I was thinking just the opposite for some reason!

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lmao - the 'get a grip!'

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE!

thanks for posting

I could have used both products today as I stumbled and slipped out of the bathtub to sling a deuce only to contaminate my hands with pestilent ass-paper.

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Toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting... unless you put it on a stick!

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick".

Thanks EDD, for expanding my horizons... and reach... and dignity.

I swear I just called the number! This thing is no bullshit. In the opening message they even tell you that they send it in a plain brown box through the mail to "preserve your dignity". LMFAO. This is one of the best phone calls I have ever made! I did not order it, but it was tempting, as was the extra grip handle which you can get free with an additional 7.99 S+H (aka $1 S+H and $7 for a piece of chinese plastic).

I'll stick with the seashells, thank you very much.

>> ^SlipperyPete:
I'll stick with the seashells, thank you very much.


Haha -- the three shells!

"OMG, you don't know how to use the three shells?!"

"I guess I can throw away my hamster on the stick".

I was just watching a show and they showed this. One of the best lines...