how can i trust a man who keeps calling his middle finger his index finger? he's clearly mentally unstable. now if you excuse me, i am going to go cut celery MY way. that is, with reckless disregard for the safety of my appendages.

>> ^solecist:

how can i trust a man who keeps calling his middle finger his index finger? he's clearly mentally unstable. now if you excuse me, i am going to go cut celery MY way. that is, with reckless disregard for the safety of my appendages.


Yeah I see your point, but give the technique a try. I use to just hold celery in the palm of my hand and stab at it. I find that this way reduces hospital bills.

@ZappaDanMan maybe so, but i'm going to try your method before i try his. i trust you, man.

I was convinced he was going to chop his finger. There's a funny blooper video of a chef using a mandolin food slicer, as he is saying "every chef cuts themselves only once on the mandolin" then "OW!"