lol

There are so many comedy gold quotes from those poor folks in there.

"...we dug out this meaty object."

"Not sure what it is, but it has a nose and eyes."

"...it has something that looks like lips..."

"a small hole that goes through to the other side."

Money shot @ 0:54

"...it is very smooth. Giving the feeling of a type of meat."

Better than a Fleshlight...

lmao. biological testing?!

That does look tempting.

And here I thought "Vagina Mine" was just a song by Puscifer.

Yes, slimy indeed.

That TV station must be really out of material...
"Quick, some villagers called, they said they found an illusive vagshroom! Send our crew there stat!"

I'm surprised nobody tried sticking their fingers in either hole.
What does it smell like?

Here is the TV stations apology (from the link in the description):
"An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"

Felt so bad for that reporter

I bet the guy who used to own that thing is laughing his ass off right about now!

You aren't suppose to poke at it with your finger...

But what does it taste like? Is it salty?!

I would have thought the "Made in China" stamp would have given it away.

I wonder what other adventures that rubber anus has been on....


I want to see the clip where they tell everyone what it really is after they've been handling it all day.

This mushroom is great for the prostate.

Maybe if China didn't censor half of their Google search queries...

A long time ago, in this kind of situation, the appropriate comment would have been : OWNED!

"...while looking for the secret to longevity found this herb to be one of its important ingredients."

What next, compacted hair off a rhinos nose?

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It's a Shake Weight gel

Whoever lost it must have been a fungi.

>> ^zor:

It's a Shake Weight gel


I asterisk-qualitied this comment over on the version of Videosift that allows that.

No-one here is going to comment about the freaky doll-like look of the woman back in the studio? Anyone? No... everyone focused on the masturbation aid? Righto then.

Highlights how innocent-minded the Chinese are and how sexually corrupt they aren't.

There was a time when many Americans had such innocence, but now I'd defy you to find a teenager who wouldn't immediately recognize what that meaty mushroom really is.

I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.

perverted, or enlightened!?

"Reporter Ye Yunfeng's amazing rediscovery of Emperor Qin Shi Huang's secret to longevity -- the taisui lingzhi mushroom -- has spurred local entrepreneurship and spawned a whole new industry.
One very enterprising street cleaner who makes additional income by hawking things off the street is now passing off artificial vajayjays as the long lost magic mushroom, and selling them for as much as 18,000RMB (US$2,800)!"

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php

>> ^lucky760:
I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.


Move to China.

How can I get one?

>> ^lucky760:
I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.


Ditto. I think back to me growing up and the sort of soft introduction to adult material. First you'd see topless women in National Geographics, then maybe some 'lad's mags' in the store, nothing naked, just bikini stuff... then you might get hold of a Playboy and see naked women. And back then they were pretty much natural women too (sure, not 'average', but at least not silicon and botox plumped versions).

Then you might get to see some actual porn mags at your 'rough' friend's place...

These days: "Go on web, look up sex in google image search and get inundated with hard, filthy sex"

Yeah, quite concerned. Doing our best to shield our kids from it as much as possible. Plenty of talk about what sex is (we have 3 boys and a girl all under 9), and that side of things (my wife is a midwife, so it kind of comes up a lot), but shielding as much as possible from not just sex on the internet, but also what passes for mainstream music videos these days (I mean, fucking Katy Perry... FUCK).

I'm with you lucky. I have no problem with sex... no problem with masturbation, no problem with porn in and of itself (just what 90% of it has become)... but how engrained it's become and how central and how much it's pushing into the lives of younger and younger kids.

Yeah, it's not good

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