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I love how one of the cubicle worker's computer screen was blurred out!

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I've always wanted to be a Bottleneck!

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This looks great, but what exactly does it DO and how exactly DOES IT WORK.

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

This looks great, but what exactly does it DO and how exactly DOES IT WORK.


I'll be honest, they're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do.

Supposedly one of the screens in the lower right is playing the 'meet the pyro' movie. Well looks like there's fire at least, so plausible.

I like the Earth where all the land is ocean, and the oceans are land.

I liked doughnut Earth, we know exactly where the moon came from.

is this not a *viral *commercial for Portal 2?

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From what I read, they are adding an editor to it that will allow everyone (we are the multiverse) to create new Portal 2 levels. It probably will look a lot like what was shown at the end of the video there.

Because I am a nerd, the subtitles:

Lunar Materials Fluidification and Firing
Feldspar Extraction Technique and Belt-Driven Flame Kiln are proprietary to Aperture Science. Do not describe the events depicted in this scene.

Ballistic Turing Test
"Polylunarcarbonate ballistic redisintermediation" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science.

Diamond-Assisted Panel Abridgement
In the event of a clogged diamond disposal chute, DO NOT attempt to clear diamond hole.

Packing Simulation Trial
Please note: these panels are intended for simulated transportation environments only, and should not be used in an actual packaging event.

Completed Test Chamber
This test chamber was constructed for promotional purposes only, and may not accurately reflect the actual panel distribution cost of an official Enrichment Center activity.

Extra-Earth Outsourcing Initiative
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to Earths not residing in the public domain is guaranteed by the physical laws of multiverse theory, and therefore not actionable.

How It Works
This is not a dramatization. An Earth where sea mollusks have created an advanced land-based society with wholly inappropriate bipedal keyboards is guaranteed to exist.

The Multiverse and You
A Note About Getting Back to Work: In the event that you are reading this, get back to work.

(Throughout)
This Aperture Science Extra-Earth Outsourcing and Perpetual Testing Initiative Employee Orientation Video is for internal use only. Do not distribute to other Earths.

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Blocked by Viacom... WTF? How does Viacom have any rights to this?

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>> ^schlub:

Blocked by Viacom... WTF? How does Viacom have any rights to this?


I believe it's supposed to be an exclusive for Gametrailers TV, which is owned by Viacom.

How the program will work: http://videosift.com/video/How-the-Portal-2-Community-Test-Chamber-Program-Works