Some are programmed to think they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

Ninja Assassin Cat from Hell

Paint him green and he could be Blanka

Super lethal kitty strike.

he still purring.

Cat's thinking "WTF that doesn't even look like me!"

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Love the sniffing after... he's like "duuude? duuuude? You okay? Dude, I'm so sorry man, you were like totally freakin' me out with those creepy floating legs and shit... dude?"

Cat paw slapped the hell out of it. If you slow it down you can hear "hadouken!" just before the slap.

He'll think he has superpowers and get a shock when he tries this again in a back alley somewhere.

FATALITY!

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This is why cats are awesome. They take absolutely no shit. You have to admit that they are a bit more noble than dogs - who while loyal, are the eternal sidekicks.

Noble like Caligula.

Bloodthirsty beasts, say I.

>> ^dag:

This is why cats are awesome. The take absolutely no shit. You have to admit that they are a bit more noble than dogs - who while loyal, are the eternal sidekicks.

>> ^dag:

This is why cats are awesome. The take absolutely no shit. You have to admit that they are a bit more noble than dogs - who while loyal, are the eternal sidekicks.


Churchill said one time that cats look down at their owners. Well guess what I feed you and you exist at my pleasure, that's why I'd want a dog something that acts like they're grateful rather than something that would eat me if I died in my home.

The most successful and diverse hunters on the planet, the house cat. Who says they are women's pets?

Man...I think I lol'ed more at the comments than at the video!

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Yep, if you're looking for a four-legged sycophant who grovels at your every whim - a dog is the pet for you! >> ^Yogi:

>> ^dag:
This is why cats are awesome. The take absolutely no shit. You have to admit that they are a bit more noble than dogs - who while loyal, are the eternal sidekicks.

Churchill said one time that cats look down at their owners. Well guess what I feed you and you exist at my pleasure, that's why I'd want a dog something that acts like they're grateful rather than something that would eat me if I died in my home.

>> ^ponceleon:

Love the sniffing after... he's like "duuude? duuuude? You okay? Dude, I'm so sorry man, you were like totally freakin' me out with those creepy floating legs and shit... dude?"


You don't have a cat, do you?

He's thinking "and you f&%@ing stay down. Coming on my turf, coming up to me, you little bi@%h. No one does that unless they've proven their worth by making offerings of food."

>> ^bareboards2:

Noble like Caligula.
Bloodthirsty beasts, say I.
>> ^dag:
This is why cats are awesome. The take absolutely no shit. You have to admit that they are a bit more noble than dogs - who while loyal, are the eternal sidekicks.



I love my bloodthirsty beasts. Drink all the blood you like, my babies.

*happy *kids *fail *wtf

Adding video to channels (Fail, Happy, Kids, Wtf) - requested by ant.