Carpet Cleaner Can and A Shovel

Another fine product from Uranus.
choggiesays...

"I can't see!"

Hey boys and girls, wanna have some real fun???? Cheap fun?? Explosive fun??

You will need:

1 can of starting fluid (ether)
1 newspaper
a lighter
some wire, any will do

wrap the can of ether with the news paper and the wire
light fuse (newspaper) from the bottom with the can poised someplace interesting, or in a wide open area, then, get futher away than these youngsters did with their toy.....a lot further

if you dont want to wait on the paper fuse, a candle and a bb gun, will make you look like ol' Morpheus, when he unloads into the bottom of the albino twins' Mercedes

-taken from the out of print handbook, "Hero of the Subdivision", Vol 2

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