Don't worry everybody, i speak jive.

He said "What ho old chally-chapperston, there appears to be a wing-ed insect of some description attempting to make a jolly of a landing in my old mouth-a-roonie. Be a good chap and let's make haste to leave this general vicinity of country description, my eyesight is giving me a pickle of a spot of bother to boot! Wotwotwot?"

LMFAHS. Wow, what a difference a jive turkey-ass bug makes.

Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

-Airplane

I think this really needs * wtf...

upvote for title alone! *wtf!

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Best first post ever, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fake; the camera moves and the reporter is temporarily outta frame, at which point his twin brother switches places with him.

In the wise words of Ollie Williams, "I'm at the wrong airport!"

Lol, I love the sound he makes when that thing flies in his mouth! I think I saw a wing...

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This is my current go-to clip for a good laugh. "Let's get the fuck out this country muthafucka"!

One time as a kid I was zooming along on my bicycle, carrying a giant-size bag of Skittles home from the variety store. A wasp hit the bridge of my nose, breaking in two halves, which both went up my nose and lodged in my throat. I choked and sputtered and wiped out, sending my giant size bag of delicious Skittles skittering everywhere. For a moment I was actually sort of Skittle surfing down the sidewalk on my back. Some older kids were laughing from inside their red piece of shit Chevelle.

Great title, btw. I love how, in crisis, we all revert back to our roots; no matter how "learned" or adapted we become. And I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me on my motorcycle, as anyone fellow riders will tell you.

"What the fuck is that?"

Upvote because of that part of the video.

He's just tired of these motherfuckin' bugs, in his motherfuckin' mouth!

I do believe that I must hereby declare this to be my new favorite comment ever:
>> ^dannym3141:
Don't worry everybody, i speak jive.
He said "What ho old chally-chapperston, there appears to be a wing-ed insect of some description attempting to make a jolly of a landing in my old mouth-a-roonie. Be a good chap and let's make haste to leave this general vicinity of country description, my eyesight is giving me a pickle of a spot of bother to boot! Wotwotwot?"

Huge upvote. Funniest video on VS, hands down.

I'm not sure which was better - the video or the commentary!

I'm sure. I upvoted the comment, not the video

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart.

This needs to me *promoted once a week

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*shakes fist*

*news! LOL

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*doublepromote for making me laugh. Again.

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oh - and *brief too

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*promote ~ I'm going back to old favorites tonight

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Bugs love to suicide into my eyes for some reason. Happens to me more than anyone else around me. Maybe the aerodynamics of my face is the cause?

-Karl

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