*actionpack *eia *whitepeoplefighting

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This is what I heard: "A: ARE YOU STUPID? B: YES, QUITE. A: YEA, ME TOO... LET'S TRY TO PUNCH EACH OTHER."

Wait.. so this isn't fake? WOW. Also, you guys are real tough dudes, livin' in the middle of suburban bliss.

Haha, 1:46. "He got on top of me, ripped off his shirt, and held my arms while he stared in to my eyes, body heaving. This was the man who had taken my bong."

*gay *controversy *drugs or lack thereof

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Waiting for qm to promote concealed weapons after this one.

Couple of fat fucks.

So this is what it looks like when two unfit guys decide to fight out a grudge? Looks like true love.

I am in NO way convinced this is real... I chose to believe we live in a world where this can't be...

And please don't put this is the "Gay" thread... this belongs in anything having to do with stupidity... but not "Gay"

I think you guys/gals saw something completely different. I just saw two fat white guys (in their words "niggas") displaying a lot of affection. Notice how they swing at one another and miss; it's like a mating dance with love taps, hand holding, testicle slapping and dry humping. It would be cute... if they were.

SAY GOODNIGHT! <slap!>

I'd rather you stick me!

"You stole my bong, bitch. I got that bong with birthday money my gammy gave me">> ^MarineGunrock:

Wait.. so this isn't fake? WOW. Also, you guys are real tough dudes, livin' in the middle of suburban bliss.

Neck Tattoo: CHUCK E CHEESE FOR LIFE

ground and pound

I fast-forwarded to 4:04 and that sure didn't look like fighting to me!

A: wearing a hoodie
B: wearing an undershirt thingy.

Round 1
0:00-0:10 - B tries several 1-2 combinations, but poor footwork and punching technique result in misses.
0:10-0:18 - A shows good distance control, but poor footwork leaves him backed against the door. Slipping and circling to his right would have been a better option.
0:18-0:27 - A and B both try to counter straight/wobbly right hands with their own right hands. Poor technique in general displayed by both. Establishing a stiff jab would have been a better option for both.
0:27-0:35 - Unable to land any strikes, both A and B separate and regroup. End of Round 1. 10-9 B for driveway control and generalship.
0:36-1:04 - Between rounds we get some back story to the confrontation which involves theft of illicit property. We also learn of A's prefight illness, and B's lack of compassion.

Round 2
1:03-1:08 - Clearly motivated, A comes out swinging, with B looking to counterstrike. B is smart to allow A to close distance rather than try to chase him down like in round 1.
1:08-1:13 - Drawing A in, B is able to counter a lunging right hand with a right hand of his own. Poor footwork by A combined with a quick followup shot by B leads to a knockdown.
1:13-1:18 - B tries to land punches before establishing a solid top position. A is able to sweep B with a quick roll. B should have concentrated on establishing his base first. 'Position before submission' is a better idea. A ends up securing side position.
1:18-1:35 - A shows excellent patience, as B expends too much energy attempting strikes from the inferior position. An armbar is available at 1:22, but A elects not to attempt it. The sequence ends with A executing a knee-over pass to full mount.
1:35-2:15 - A maintains mount, but B's lack of grappling is matched only by A's lack of conditioning. B removes A's hoodie. Multiple armbars are available, but A does not capitalize.
2:16-2:20 - B is able to execute a bump-and-roll (upa) sweep, landing in A's guard. A does well to control B's posture. An introductory lesson at their local Brazilian jiu jitsu school would have been a good option for both A and B.
2:20-3:07 - B tries landing strikes from the guard, but poor posture makes them ineffectual. A goes with an open guard, but a total lack of hip movement makes submissions unlikely. The sequence ends with an illegal groin strike.
3:07-4:12 - Too much talking. I have a feeling they may not be wearing the required mouth guards. At 3:27 a dog barks.
4:12-4:25 - A attempts an omoplata, but forgets to hook B's arm. This general lack of control allows B to strike A. A goes to turtle position.
4:25-4:37 - B attempts to take A's back, but does not secure the over/under or the hooks. As A stands up, B goes for an elevated (flying?) crucifix, but B counters it by dumping A on his head.
4:37-4:55 - With B on his back and A standing, A attempts multiple torino passes, but is unable to get to side position.
4:55-5:19 - Round 2 ends, but A shows a lack of sportsmanship by threatening to spit on B. 10-9 A.
Result: 19-19 Draw.

Note: I suspect this may not have been a sanctioned Amateur MMA event.

TL;DR: At 3:27 a dog barks.

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Haha! These guys are the worst actors I've ever seen!

..or the best? Where's *comedy? Also *gay and *love.

Two wheelchair bound down syndrome kids would do better than these two.

sup nigga

This is what you get when two stupid teenagers watch to much MMA and listen to to much Gansta Rap. But of course, what else do you expect considering it looks like Florida or Southern California, particularly white well-off suburbia lol.

*dead

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I'M GONNA RUSH YOU IN TWO DAYS!

"No one was harmed in the making of this fight scene"

Life imitates art.

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It's sad...but still *comedy.

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and not a single decent punch was thrown =(

They should just skip foreplay and go straight for the intercourse.

Move over UFC, SFC (Stoner Fighting Championships) is taking over. Someone needs to mix this with some Joe Rogan UFC commentary lines. I kept imagining him calling this fight.