I'm calling top 15

DDDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'biking, rider, South Africa, Africa, red hartebeest' to 'biking, rider, South Africa, Africa, red hartebeest, damn nature' - edited by Grimm

The most hilarious part of this video for me was the cry of "Holy Cow!" in an Indian accent. My mind is just wired that way.


_{(okay okay, the word "ungulate" also had me giggle a bit.)}

More like a red haterbeast. Get off my Serengeti you fucking hippster bikers.

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Wow. There's something you don't see everyday. Didn't know that antelopes were such road-rage dicks.

Oooh correction - technically a red hartebeest is an antelope as it has an even number of toes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antelope and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hartebeest).

I learned this while attempting to scold dag for using the term. Damn you dag - you win again!

After seeing this.. I think I'd rather be attacked by a turkey.

Wear your helmet!

David Attenborough: "Sadly, after this sound defeat the mountain-biker would find no female Hartebeest willing to mate with him this year. Such is the harsh reality of the male dominance-hierarchy on the African Savannah."

Perfect drop, cue the hyena pack.

My first inclination would have been to laugh my ass off and roll on the floor laughing, but I probably would have felt like a jackass the second I started hearing him moan as if he was actually hurt

Flawless victory.

After getting back to the herd. He found out he was only awarded 30 points as he failed to take out the 2nd bike. Later that day the Doe judges decided that he should be awarded extra points for every place the rider lost in the race because of the hit.

He saw it coming too, he even points to it before it clobbers him. "Hey look over there at that, what do you call it? Red Hartebeest! Oooooof.

I be those giant furry fuckers get a merit badge for doing this.

Nobody expects the Savannah Inquisition!

ANTELOPE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!

This seems unreasonably risky... aren't there great cats out in that savannah who respond automatically to animals zipping by? I mean if mountain lions attack cyclists here in California...

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