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7 Tone Fart Symphony

submitted by newtboy

8 years 11 months 3 weeks ago

Beans beans, the musical fruit,
A melody's origins should be moot.

11 Comments

"quod erat demonstrandum" that anyone who claims to dislike fart jokes clearly has not yet seen this video.

omg. I was drinking while watching this. DON'T DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS. Consider yourself warned.

This is the funniest I've watched in a while! *promote!

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, May 17th, 2015 1:51pm PDT - promote requested by makach.

jokingly says...

*sniff*
Nobody liked my poem?
*sniff*

Mastering the musical arts
Enthralling, charming, beautiful farts
Prunes and beans - the musical fruit
Channeled through a powerful toot
Is this heaven or is it hell?
Easy to tell: just feel the smell

Beans beans, the musical fruit,
A melody's origins should be moot.

The royal farter hath composed for the king a masterpiece. Let it be known, that the basis of high society lay in the fart. And the midget. The midget farter, in fact!

The funniest jokes truly are fart jokes :'D

As much as I enjoy me some fart humor, I totally didn't expect to be so entertained by that as I was.

Great stuff.

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, May 17th, 2015 1:51pm PDT - promote requested by lucky760.

fart jokes...never not funny

Why specify "jokes"?

fart jokes...never not funny

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