This should practically be * eia, just because this guy is so fat there's no way he'll make it past 40 or so.

upvote for the fat dude

and then he ate the gun

Sequel to "18 Burgers in 3 Seconds"

Yessiree that is a corpulent man!

What you didn't see were the 4 cows he just gunned down for his dinner.

Upvoted mainly for the fat bloke

what fat guy?

Where's the guy? Is he behind the blue circus tent?

Ohhhh.....

"It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always. ...It happens everytime, they all become blueberries... Oh well, I'll get it right in the end"

omg hes huuuuuuuge !

That is one pant-wearing giant blueberry I would not want to run into.

Let's stop with the fat jokes. On the other hand he could start an Olympic sport like, how many Mexicans can you fit into the big blue man in 60 seconds?

So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?

lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face.

>> ^maximillian:
So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?


Actually, it appears that way. Seems that when the gun bounces off his enormous gut, it hits his trigger finger causing it to fire again.

I bet this guy knows Hunter S. Thompson

I call dibs on body guard!

Statistically, this guy is very likely to get hit at a shooting range.

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Good rabbit hunting gun.

"...I can't hit the broadside of a barn because this guy's standing in front of it!"

@E_Nygma:
I'll bet that guy ATE Hunter S. Thompson.

God i was hoping to see that guy fall over from recoil.

Then another 15 and a half minutes of him trying to get back up.

Leave the fat man alone!

He's probably a bulimic amnesiac sufferer - he gorges on food but then forgets to throw up afterwards.

>> ^Jlowen:
and then he ate the gun


Hahaha you are so going to hell for that.

I'm surprised the bullets were able to escape the gravitational pull.

"lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face."

Why not? How hard would it be to run from him?

This is a fine video of America (whether it actually be from there or not)... ridiculously overfed man shooting gun... yeehaw

That man is >> ^spoco2:
"lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face."
Why not? How hard would it be to run from him?
This is a fine video of America (whether it actually be from there or not)... ridiculously overfed man shooting gun... yeehaw


he would just gun you down with 18 bullets in 3 seconds

then possibly cannibalise your body..depending on mood.

I'm a fat person. I gotta say I almost died laughing at some of your comments.

Honestly. No sarcasm, I'm still giggling.

Especially the statistically probability one, awesome.

upvote for the funny ass comments AND the fat guy with the fastest gun fingers ever

I don't think I have ever seen a thread with so many upvoted comments.

Seriously, this thread is comment upvote goldness. It really puts pressure on you to write something clever to not let down all the people who have written gloriously hilarious insights above.

Writing something subpar makes one fear getting downvoted into oblivion.

Crap, this comment is getting downvoted so hard the text is going to be negative pt size when people are done with it. Well, if anyone's left to come and visit this page, that is.

what's funny is how this works for him because the recoil just bounces off his fat

i was googling the medical condition "fatfuckitis" and it pointed me to this vid. And that's no moon. That Deathstar is fully operational.

I too was intimidated about writing something after those classy comments. I'll do my best though. Ahem.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS A FAST GUN!

well that guys fat

>> ^maximillian:
So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?

Actually, yes. It appears to be a variation on the bump fire technique, though most folks wouldn't have the cushion to absorb 18 strikes by the pistol's slide in 3 seconds without causing considerable discomfort (or the mis-feed I'm surprised wasn't present in this video).

>> ^T-man:
I'm surprised the bullets were able to escape the gravitational pull.


They didn't. They entered orbit.

Fatty Fatty bang bang.

<insert generic fat joke here> LAWLZ!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a real life comic book villain/goon...

I used to do that on my Sega when I was a kid. Of coause I only had to aim away from the television to reload.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'gun, fast, non automatic' to 'gun, fast, non automatic, pistol, shoot, bump fire' - edited by MarineGunrock

He makes that assault rifle look tiny!




Did anyone else notice that he's standing out in the range and not back in a stall? I guess he's just too dang large.