Alternate title: How to ruin your career in law

I'm less shocked by the accident than the ship itself. Look at that thing! Anyone know a ballpark pricetag?

Edit: Found a site mentioning it, but it has no price listing. Similar yachts are in the $65M+ range. What the hell planet am I from.

"Unfortunately, this isn't a solo act. Thanks for coming in, though."

Just like driving and interacting on the internet.

I love this guy's work, but...

It's "jib."

He didn't scratch with his back claws...I'm gonna guess they're friends.

Incredible.

Can you blame him? He was on his way to the Jersey shore! Probably Seaside Heights... <_<

Full on laughing by the end.

Jokes aside, she is fierce. Wicked punches. I hope she has it under control so she doesn't send too many people to hospital (while spending time in jail as a result).

"Ya know, seventy percent of the US population has insufficient vitamin D levels..."

The experts keep telling us to avoid the sun. Numerous studies show supplementing D with a pill doesn't do the job (google it). Surprised? They're finding that about most vitamins, after all. And in fact, some studies suggest (right along with logic) that doing so can cause harm: since the sun uses cholesterol to produce D, avoiding the sun and supplementing D (thus, removing any need to produce it naturally) can actually raise your cholesterol. Yes, it's not 100% scientifically confirmed yet, but what is? Thought experiment.

Toss the supplements. We evolved under the sun; go out in it periodically for a while, just don't get burnt.


Edit: Having now watched the whole thing, I now see they do cover much of that. Alright, well, Go get some sun.

D'awww...who's got a deathwish?

"Nearly 10 million cubic meters" of gas consumed per day...for three years. Is it any wonder the environment is so fucked?

And that's no joke.

This is the first time I've ever heard anyone call out the non-stop orchestral garbage plastered wall-to-wall over so many popular films (e.g., disney and yes, star wars... which is now, well, you know...). Thanks to this narrator! I hate that nonsense.