They don't show the three men that were mauled to death immediately after opening the door.

>> ^Raaagh:
also, what music is this?
I hope its him singing.


"While My Cash Register Gently Weeps"

WTF.

>> ^raverman:
The problem with playing the skin flute is having to drain the 'spit valve' all the time...


however, there is a very nice alternative method that you should become familiar with to avoid that problem.

*dead

Jesus, he hit everything but the lottery.

It's a simple question. Would you eat the moon if it were made out of ribs? It's not rocket science, just say "yes" and we'll move on.

Does the amendment only contain language against rape, or does it include RAPE-rape also?

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
CNN, TNN and others established the 'infotainment' standard

The Nashville Network? You mean the channel that used to only play like old episodes of HeeHaw and, oddly, Star Trek: TNG?

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

I predict that by 2012 95% of all internet traffic will be some form of media about cats, in normal and LOL form.

This phenomena will be what brings down the internet, ultimately bringing humanity to its knees and ushering in the end of the world that the Mayans predicted millenia ago.

>> ^bkerrkerrb:
I want to know what trick he uses to keep that hair nicely feathered.


Equal parts Aquanet and Tackiness.

CHUNKY!

God? Yeah, I'd like to report a bug.

upvote for the very last line.