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smooman says...

the skater was in the middle of a flip trick when he ran into the kid. its not exactly something you do with your eyes closed. arguably unavoidable from his standpoint.

i wanna know why she was in the next county when it happened and then took her sweet ass time getting there, and then utterly disregards her child so she could hit that skater cuz it was the kids birthday (isnt that what she said?)

Procrastinatron said:

I'm with neither of them, because shit happens, but... seriously, that area looked wide open and the kid came straight at him. Couldn't either the skater or the guy with camera have, y'know, just looked in the direction they were moving at some point? If you're riding your skateboard in a public space and you've got your eyes locked on your feet because you totes want to stick that ollie (or whatever the fuck us crazy kids are calling it these days), accidents like this one are just waiting to happen.

Skater punched by kid's mom

smooman says...

ok, so at the sound of her son wailing, she casually strolls over from 60 miles away, completely ignores her son, and assaults a guy over what was clearly an accident which, presumably, resulted in no serious injuries to either party. I'm calling it: mother of the year

the skater was more concerned with the child than the mother! if i was that little boy, i'd run away... silly bimbo

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smooman says...

the only guy (he showed anyway) to refuse was the only one who was actually listening to him. this proves nothing except that californians will sign whatever you want so you'll leave them the fuck alone.

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smooman says...

me too. thought for sure i heard double vasectomy and thought.......she had two dicks?! is she a hermaphrodite? or a post op female to male transgender? or a pre op male to female? i had so many damn questions

but double masectomy, thats rough =(
my mother has been battling breast cancer. fortunately they didnt have to perform that surgery tho

hpqp said:

I was extremely confused for the first minute, even Wiki'd Tig Notaro, until I realised I had heard "vasectomy" and not "mastectomy".

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