I know what he thinks he means.

He's conflating "always say what you mean" and "say everything you're thinking," which are two different things. He doesn't stand up for himself or publicly own his beliefs because he's desperate for acceptance and thinks the best way to get it is to pet everyone else. That's different from self-preservation, like not telling your boss off, or not gushing all over your date. The feeling this is based on comes from things he *regrets* not saying in the past because it makes him feel weak now. He will never regret not telling off his boss nor will he ever regret staying cool on a date, so that's not what he's talking about. Those are excuses his scared minds makes up to prevent him from saying what he means when he chooses to speak.

There's a lot of room between talking straight and being a "finger-pointer" or a "self-righteous twerp".

That dog sounds like it's saying "bow wow wow". Uncanny.

That gets a *wtf from me.

Reminds me of the sound of this: http://videosift.com/video/Red-Hot-Nickel-Ball-In-Water-Nice-Reaction

*isdupe

I get the enjoyment of sitting around watching bears and deer in the wild, and I love archery and shooting sports, but I don't understand being happy about killing an animal. Maybe if I'd wrestled it or something.

*promote great ideas

No kissing on a first date!

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Cuteness-overload-Mo-fukking-toddler

This is almost * eia.

*dead

The TMNTs are mutant half turtle and half human, so they could have any feature a human has, including ears.

True. This one's having a good run. I wanna let it get a few more votes then transfer them over to the other one.

*magic

*skillful