*promote

The kid has a pretty good arm, he should try out for the Anaheim Angels.

I think you mean the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. (That's how the team was able to put Los Angeles back in the name without breaking their contract with Anaheim.)

*win!

Hey, Pat McGroin! My friend Haywood Jablohmee says happy birthday!

@dalumberjack - Very well stated.

"I really wish we were appreciated like firemen or military but I know we never will be."

Law enforcement will never be appreciated like firemen or military because unlike the latter two, on the whole, officers overall spend a lot of their job targeting the people they're supposed to be protecting.

Firefighters attack fires to save innocent people.

Soldiers attack bad guys for the sake of innocent people (often at the expense of the lives of foreign innocent people, but that's another topic).

Law enforcement officers instead of just protecting innocent people from bad guys also attack innocent people (and rape their wallets).

There are no honest taxpayers who become fearful when a fire truck is on the road, but many get scared whenever there's an officer on the road even though they aren't doing anything wrong.

Part of it is policy (how local governments push to "earn" income by squeezing every cent they can out of taxpayers [because it costs money catching bad guys who often don't pay taxes nor have a wallet to rape]) and the other part is just human nature, which is obvious when you consider generally the type of personality that would seek to wield power over all the sniveling pissants that make up society.

People should feel safe and protected when officers are around.

That's an unreal physique she has.

Videos like these always just make me resent my family. The best reaction we got from them was: oh... congratulations.

That's probably because I was the last of my siblings to become a parent (and the first to do so intentionally and in wedlock).

*Absurd. I love it.

LMFAHS

Happy 36th birthday!

Yes, it's important that we fight to get larger girls this specific brand of clothing... while ironically playing a fun clothing game with people who probably really need any kind of clothing.

Talk about douchebags.

How about you put all that energy into just clothing the homeless for their sake in the name of charity and good will, rather than dehumanizing and objectifying them as mannequins in your carnival of vengeance.

I hold in high regard any nation where everyone seems to be fluent in English.

It's too bad there are places in America where that isn't the case.

Love the absurdity and surprise.

(Not a fan of the title, though. Almost didn't watch because it seemed like something awful was going to happen.)

Beautifully done.

*promote

Fantastic.

LMFAHS

Hey, that's Night Stand's Dick Dietrick! (Anyone?)

He's also Parker Lewis's dad.